[ SECRET POST #5659 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5659 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I just wish the marketing could be avoided by people who have zero interest in seeing it, so the people who do could go enjoy it and the rest of us wouldn't have to be subjected to the voices in advertisements for half a dozen products that have some sort of deal with the franchise to cross-market it. I have to mute the TV at every commercial break because of otherwise inoffensive LIFE INSURANCE commercials and the like that now cause me physical pain from all those incessant squeaky voices that are like a cheese grater against my sensory-issue-laden brain.

No problem with other people enjoying it though, good for them having fun. I just wish I could escape it.

[(Anonymous)]

oh god this

i've seen none of these films and i get the distinct impression there isn't a film there so much as a two hour advert for yellow toys

[juliamon]

As someone who back in the day crafted a lot of Despicable Me fanmerch because the only extant official merch was a cake topper and claw machine plush Minions (in an era where every OTHER animated movie was getting art books and Hot Topic tees and candy tie-ins and the like), I agree. All I wanted was a sip of water and I had an ocean dumped on me and now everyone hates the thing I passionately cared about years and years ago.

[(Anonymous)]

I cannot for the life of me understand why they have to shill for three different car insurance companies. THREE. They are competitors! why are they all using minions?!

(they're all terrible companies anyway, which doesn't help. if the guy who hits your car says he has Liberty your next step is to call a lawyer if you ever want to see a penny out of him)