[ SECRET POST #5689 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5689 ⌋

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Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

*jiggles gross flesh sacks hanging from chest* Anyone else hate these bastards?

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[kallanda_lee]

I loathe them. I've been saying I want a reduction for years, but I'm fat, and wonder if it would even work out. Also, I guess my body would look sort of...unbalanced without them. Also, money. But I hate em.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

I want them off. It’s wild we don’t need a doctors note for plastic surgery but need at least two for removal?? Fuck society, my dude.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

I used to but I've grown to love mine; it was after seeing a few porn actresses with similar breasts to mine that I began appreciating them for being as beautiful as they actually are. Positive representation and all that jazz, I guess.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

I love them the rest of the year, but right now, when it's 90 degrees Fahrenheit? So. Much. Boob sweat.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

Mine are small but now that I'm older, they're less perky so I now have more sweat under them in the summer when I didn't have much 25 yrs. ago!
Do I like them? Yeah. They could be a bit bigger though, to be slightly more proportionate to my hips.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[philstar22]

I'm 50/50. I'm bi and very into the look of certain ones. Some breasts are just hot.

On the other hand, mine are way too big to the point of discomfort. I hate them. My own I'd totally get a size reduction for if I could. Even though I've been losing weight, my breasts have somehow gotten bigger. Just had to buy new bras.

Also, as the person above said, ugh, boob sweat.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

I'm okay with the size of mine (smallish), but I really hate the shape and placement. They're very side-set, and slightly splayed, so if I go braless I look wider than I am, and like I'm slumping even when I'm not.

I want pert, forward facing tits, damn it. I just want to go braless without feeling like my tits are lolling off the sides of me.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

I don't always hate my tits-- I'm a big guy, I'd look a little unbalanced with a completely flat chest-- but in summer? I HATE having them. They get all sweaty and my skin sticks to itself... disgusting.

I guess I wish they were detachable and I could take 'em off and stick 'em in a drawer when they get in the way, put 'em on for special occasions. It's handy to have your own tits for drag night, say, or if you're fostering a baby kitten and need someplace to nestle it. A lot less handy when they get in the way of your arms or your seatbelt strangles you.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a cis woman and still yeah I wish my boobs (and uterus and vag and ovaries tbh) were detachable like I could stick 'em in a tub of agar medium when I didn't feel like dealing with them.

And also so I could remove my long black boob hairs while they were detached without wincing in pain, although mostly I just let them grow because despite hating that I have more chest hair than Disney Gaston, ingrown boob hair cysts? Fucking suck. And they still happen whatever I do, but are more common when the hair grows back after I take it off.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[greghousesgf]

I like my tits but I always hated my uterus and ovaries and am glad they're long gone. I had the periods from Hell and never wanted kids.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[philstar22]

Same. Annoyed I still have one ovary, hope I eventually lose that one too. Never wanted kids and also periods of hell (yay, endometriosis and fibroids).

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

ditto to sweat. one more reason to celebrate the seasons that are autumn and winter - I don’t sweat or overheat bc of my boobs

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

I'm generally okay with mine, but damn, the amount of under-boob sweat I have when I work out just makes me feel gross.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

They're fine.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

God if i could get rid of them i would.

I don't even have big boobs to begin with, I just don't want what is there :P

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

Why yes, yes, I'd like to make them gone.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

I’d rather have dainty, ballet dancer boobs so I could go bra less and look fashionable, but I’m afraid a reduction would kill the sensitivity. These are like major sex organs for me.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[dancingmouse]

I like boobs, whether they're mine or on other people; it's my Reproductive system I have an issue with. I wish I could go full Hysterectomy and get it over with all ready.

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[tabaqui]

I wish you could, too! Best fucking thing ever.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[philstar22]

Wish you could too. Best thing that happened to my body. Wish I could lose the last bit of it (one ovary). But so happy the rest of it is gone.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[kallanda_lee]

I heard hysterectomies can have some health repercussions, though. Either way, shutting down the baby factory would be great, though.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I hate them so much. Especially now, with all the boob sweat. I do not consider reduction mostly because there are things about my body I hate more. I hate my body to start with, to be fair.

Also I don't understand obsession with them. I even know straight female artists who go "boooooobssss I like drawing boooobs". WTF.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[tabaqui]

Yeah, fuck 'em. If i had the cash, I'd get them reduced to the smallest A-cup. Mine were never huge to begin with, but age, child-having, and some weight gain have made them much too big for my comfort. BLECH.

Re: Tits-hating club, sound off

[(Anonymous)]

I'm always in a love/hate relationship with my boobs. Coming around to just appreciate my boobs after I watched a video about loving and accepting saggy boobs.