[ SECRET POST #5707 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5707 ⌋

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BBC Sherlock, Kylo Ren, Severus Snape

[(Anonymous)]

The characters, obvs

Re: BBC Sherlock, Kylo Ren, Severus Snape

[(Anonymous)]

Marry Kylo, fuck Snape, kill Sherlock (only the BBC Sherlock)

Re: BBC Sherlock, Kylo Ren, Severus Snape

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think BBC Sherlock or Snape would be any good in bed. I guess I'm going to marry Kylo, fuck Snape, and kill BBC Sherlock, because he was such a dickhead.

Re: BBC Sherlock, Kylo Ren, Severus Snape

[(Anonymous)]

Kill Kylo, fuck Sherlock (don't think he'd be DTF tho), marry Snape.

I very much do not want to marry Snape. However, I feel like he'd probably leave me the fuck alone and clean up after himself a lot more than Sherlock would. Living with Snape would be living with a dour, insensitive asshole, but at least he'd probably be an adult about it. Living with Sherlock would be like living with a bratty tween who periodically set your possessions on fire and left toxic waste in random places which you then had to clean up because he blankly refused to do it himself. Kylo Ren would just force control you around the clock and then murder you the first time you managed to do something that made him feel inadequate. So big no on that one.

Re: BBC Sherlock, Kylo Ren, Severus Snape

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Re: BBC Sherlock, Kylo Ren, Severus Snape

[(Anonymous)]

+1

You're going to have a flat full of noxious chemicals whether it's Snape or Sherlock. Snape is more likely to lock them up in a warded man-cave and yell at you not to touch them, which is preferable to having them all over the place getting mixed up with the food.


Of the three, Kylo is the one I have the least exasperated fondness for, so he's the one who dies, I'm afraid.

Re: BBC Sherlock, Kylo Ren, Severus Snape

[(Anonymous)]

Ok, that's pretty hard because I legit love those characters.

So I would marry Alan Rickman!Snape since he was the first character I ever thought about sexually (OotP was eye opening for me, I'm ashamed to say).

I wouldn't mind fucking Kylo Ren once or twice.

Sadly that means that I would kill BBC Sherlock. Oh well, I've always thought that Jeremy Brett was the superior Holmes anyway.

Re: BBC Sherlock, Kylo Ren, Severus Snape

[(Anonymous)]

I'd marry Snape, fuck Kylo, and kill Sherlock