[ SECRET POST #5715 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5715 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[The Ancient Magus's Bride]


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[Uchuu Kyoudai/Space Brothers]


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04.
[Jeremy Clarkson]


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[Charlie the Unicorn]


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[South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut]


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[Sandman]


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[Steve Buscemi]


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[Hemsworths]


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[The Suicide Squad (2021)]


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[The Replacements]


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Notes:

I'm going to just be deleting some of these that are getting spammy. Like random image + song lyrics. Or random images with phrases that make no sense. I'm also just not going to post anything where the majority of the text is in a language other than English (like c'mon, there's "controversial but theoretically plausible opinion" to toss in for fun reactions and then there's "I have no idea what 90% of this says/is supposed to mean"), or secrets praising themselves for making these secrets (?).

If some of your images don't show up this week, that's probably what happened to them.

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 79 secrets from Secret Submission Post #818 .
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

ok I'mma need some hands on testimony here, because when I google ASMR I get "humming crackling noises" not...people talking or telling stories or anything loud and frightening or just an episode of a show and yet I've seen videos marked ASMR that have nothing soothing and nothing like gentle constant satisfying noises. which is it??? can anything be ASMR until nothing is actually ASMR? is it supposed to do something? I don't understand, help me understand.

[(Anonymous)]

There's a wide variety of ASMR on youtube. It's basically sounds that some people find give them "the tingles", or find highly relaxing. So some are people making tapping or scratching noises, mouth noises, crinkles etc. Others are roleplay of things like personal attention or being at a spa, and medical exams, and some get creative and involve cosplay, including yes being kidnapped by a yandare, or the Joker.

[(Anonymous)]

Mouth noises? Ewwww.

[tabaqui]

Right? Fuck no.

[dancingmouse]

It's one of those acquired tastes when it comes to ASMR.

[(Anonymous)]

DA

As well as what other Nonny said, they're generally made with a binaural mic, so the sound travels from ear to ear if you wear headphones. I think they're mostly designed to be listened to with headphones. But I've seen things labeled "accidental ASMR", like bits of tv shows or lectures, which are usually about the tone of voice lulling people into a relaxed state, or getting tingles.

I tried listening to some a while ago to see if I got any tingles, but I didn't. Also I find the roleplay ones with someone whispering in my ear very off-putting, but to each their own.

[tabaqui]

I"m with you, Anon - the ASMR tag makes no sense to me, and i've watched a vid or two that was labeled with that and i was just...kinda baffled.