[ SECRET POST #5906 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5906 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 19 secrets from Secret Submission Post #845.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Look, if I fucking warn for fucking excessive fucking use of the fucking F word, it's not fucking because I'm fucking worried that fucking somebody's fucking going to be fucking *triggered* or fucking whatever, fucking okay, it's because it's fucking *excessive* fucking use even for the fucking *canon* and maybe some fucking people don't fucking want to fucking *deal* with trying to fucking *read* that, and that's fucking OK.

[(Anonymous)]

lol

[(Anonymous)]

This is a fucking work of art

[(Anonymous)]

yeah, but... in the scene pictured in the secret, 6 out of the 12 words are fuck. if that's what happens in canon, that's already pretty hardcore

[(Anonymous)]

It's fucking different in fucking prose, fucking isn't it? And in a fucking scene where he's fucking basically stubbing his fucking toe?

Fucking look, you don't fucking get fucking stuck with a fucking character voice who fucking uses "Fuck" as the fucking *spacebar* in a fucking g-rated fucking canon, but that doesn't fucking mean your fucking readers are fucking expecting *that* fucking much fuck. It's fucking not even fucking good fucking writing at that fucking point, even if it's fucking I-fucking-C. I fucking warn for second fucking person, I'll fucking warn for fucking this too.

Fuck.

[(Anonymous)]

we might all love the fluffy aspects of the canon, but it is rated TV-MA

[(Anonymous)]

I fucking feel like you fucking think I'm fucking exaggerating the fucking number of fucking fucks I have fucking seen fucking used in fucking fanfic with a fucking excessive fucking amount of fucks. This is a fucking *undercount*, and I was fucking glad I was fucking warned fucking before I fucking tried to fucking read it! I fucking know fucking OFMD canon and it fucking does not fucking have this fucking many fucking fucks in every fucking line - but if I fucking tried to fucking write Izzy Fucking Hands close fucking POV it fucking probably fucking would, because some of us are just fucking fucked, and you fuckers would be fucking glad I'd fucking warned you.

[(Anonymous)]

we must be reading very different fucking fic

[(Anonymous)]

I'll just say I've read and/or written fic like that rarely enough that it sticks in the fucking memory when I do. And they warned me! They did warn.

(also promise I'm not nearly as mad about this as I sound it's just. a lot of fucks.)

[arcanetrivia]

This whole thread is majestic.

(eta: And yeah it is kinda fucking different in prose. It becomes a bit hard on the eyes to read, if nothing else.)

[(Anonymous)]

Bravo!

[pantswarrior]

This entire thread is giving me flashbacks of last week when I mentioned maybe cosplaying Alucard based on my love of the Castlevania games despite not having seen the anime, and one of my friends who HAD seen it was like "oh you should watch it, you'd love the bickering between him and Trevor and Sypha" and linked a video that was apparently just a whole bunch of clips of exactly that, and...

...I was not expecting that many four-letter words, but after being like o_o for a second I just rolled with it and it was indeed hilarious. :D