[ SECRET POST #5916 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5916 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

My dude. It's a tongue-in-cheek reply to a tongue-in-cheek secret on a community for sharing silly secrets about TV shows.

Go outside. Get some fresh air. If you absolutely must die on this hill, go and find some people who actually give a shit and aren't just shitposting.

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, the first comment of this thread absolutely does not read as obviously tongue-in-cheek. Saying you have to "live with the very real chance of getting gunned down randomly" is not as light-hearted as you seem to think it is. Ending it with a more joke-y observation doesn't negate that.

It is kinda funny to me that you're telling ayrt that they're taking it too seriously when you've also picked a weird hill to die on.

[(Anonymous)]

OP of the thread

You are correct that I was being very serious, and I have the stats to prove it. The Midsomer murder rate is estimated to be 3.2 per 100,000. The US murder rate is 7.8 per 100,000 as of 2020. I am being very serious when I say my chances of being murdered would go DOWN if I could move there. And I would get a house (which is another entirely serious dig at the housing crisis in the US leading to a staggering amount of homelessness and mental health problems).

I find it amusing that everyone in this thread is either making a joke (I approve) or being defensive and trying bad math to defend the indefensible. Maybe try joking instead? Unless you wanna die on a hill you're renting...