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[ SECRET POST #5933 ]

⌈ Secret Post #5933 ⌋

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...I don't have a foot fetish but with every new Barbie trailer I just want to scream about her feet. Her fucking original Barbie toes! Stepping out of high heels! AAHHH!!

Sorry this couldn't wait for a real secret, I just had to get it out of me so I can be normal in public tomorrow.

I'm a Barbie toe,
in a Barbie shoooeeeeee~~

jk, I'm sorry for your situation. I wasn't even aware that there are new commercials out there. We're talking about the live-action adaptation right? Maybe feet fetish is the safest amount of horniness they could put in a movie that's based off of a toy for children.

There's a second/new one out now. The first shot is Barbie walking in fluffy pink high heels and then she takes then off and stands as if her feet are still in high heels. 12/10 Greta Girwig played with Barbies as a child.

The jokes in this new trailer make it seem like they're going for a "too innocent/naive to be sexual but still horney" vibe that I *might* love.

My thoughts are incoherwith joy but I can't run into a room shouting "FEET!"

Heh, I'm glad to see other people excited for this movie. I hope it's going to come out well. :) I never played with barbies as a kid but I'm looking forward to this movie too.

If Greta Gerwig reveals she didn't play with Barbies as a child, I'm going to lose all my interest in this movie. "Based on" movies where the creator has absolutely no love for the thing it's based on are never good.

Going to disagree with this because the Flintstones comic by a guy who hated the Flintstones is fascinating.

DA

Love the parody lyrics!

It's a really funny scene!

I have no clue as to why adults are excited about a fuckin' Barbie movie.

Don't worry! Someday you'll be able to experience joy!

It's directed by Greta Gerwig who is a popular and acclaimed director with a large fanbase. It has many popular actors and it looks extremely camp and stylized.

... because it looks like fun?

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