[ SECRET POST #5933 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5933 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Will be missing a Friday post this week (traveling!). Just a heads up!

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 12 secrets from Secret Submission Post #850.
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Comments

Re: I swear to god...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a Barbie toe,
in a Barbie shoooeeeeee~~

jk, I'm sorry for your situation. I wasn't even aware that there are new commercials out there. We're talking about the live-action adaptation right? Maybe feet fetish is the safest amount of horniness they could put in a movie that's based off of a toy for children.

Re: I swear to god...

[(Anonymous)]

There's a second/new one out now. The first shot is Barbie walking in fluffy pink high heels and then she takes then off and stands as if her feet are still in high heels. 12/10 Greta Girwig played with Barbies as a child.

The jokes in this new trailer make it seem like they're going for a "too innocent/naive to be sexual but still horney" vibe that I *might* love.

My thoughts are incoherwith joy but I can't run into a room shouting "FEET!"

Re: I swear to god...

[(Anonymous)]

Heh, I'm glad to see other people excited for this movie. I hope it's going to come out well. :) I never played with barbies as a kid but I'm looking forward to this movie too.

Re: I swear to god...

[(Anonymous)]

If Greta Gerwig reveals she didn't play with Barbies as a child, I'm going to lose all my interest in this movie. "Based on" movies where the creator has absolutely no love for the thing it's based on are never good.

Re: I swear to god...

[(Anonymous)]

Going to disagree with this because the Flintstones comic by a guy who hated the Flintstones is fascinating.

Re: I swear to god...

[(Anonymous)]

DA

Love the parody lyrics!