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What was the first penis you ever saw?
(Anonymous) 2023-04-06 03:18 am (UTC)(link)I don't recall exactly, but it must've been at a clothing-optional hotspring my mom liked to go to when I was a little kid.
In media, I think it might've been in the 2001 movie The Hole (given the context its title makes it sound like a porno, but it's not, it's a psychological thriller).
Re: What was the first penis you ever saw?
(Anonymous) 2023-04-06 03:37 am (UTC)(link)Earliest dick I remember in a book was a goofy illustration for 'Tarzan the Monkey Man'.
"Tarzan the monkey man, swinging from a rubber band. He slips, he falls, he's hanging from his balls." I don't remember the first dick I saw in a movie. Full frontal male nudity wasn't common in the films I watched growing up. Still isn't and my tastes in cinema are much more varied now.
First dick I actively sought out was in Yu-Gi-OH! doujinshi. Heh.
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(Anonymous) 2023-04-06 04:32 am (UTC)(link)Re: What was the first penis you ever saw?
(Anonymous) 2023-04-06 04:42 am (UTC)(link)Although the first 'adult' penis I remember seeing was on TV after midnight when I had sneaked to watched TV quietly when I was about 7 or 8. I can't remember if it was for a charity event in the 90s or just apart of a night-time chat show; but there was a bearded man running naked from outside the BBC building and onward to see how far he could get before he was caught.
Re: What was the first penis you ever saw?
(Anonymous) 2023-04-08 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)That sounds like the Billy Connelly 'Children In Need' thing. He did it to help raise money for charity.
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(Anonymous) 2023-04-06 06:52 am (UTC)(link)Re: What was the first penis you ever saw?
(Anonymous) 2023-04-06 07:52 am (UTC)(link)In terms of actual physical penii, it would have been my cousin, back when we were small enough to be bathed together, but it's not like it left a mark on my memory. Family co-bathing between all the young children was just treated as a normal thing. Any given adult might be the one to dump three to five of us in the tub at a time, there were a few years where we were small enough to fit several of in my aunt's tub and not really old enough for it to make sense to separate out boys from girls if it would add a bunch of time to the whole process. Ditto things like changing clothes before/after swimming.
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