[ SECRET POST #5951 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5951 ⌋

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[(Anonymous)]

How that movie, with that storyline, ever got Greenwood is a mystery. Or a tribute to the unholy power of cocaine available to producers.

[(Anonymous)]

Greenlit, not Greenwood. Damn autocorrect.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure the answer to how it got made is just that Jerry Seinfeld wanted to do it

[(Anonymous)]

So, cocaine it is then.

[(Anonymous)]

Da

Nah, Jerry was a kiddie-diddler, not a cokehead. But he had a lot of power back in those days bc his show was so successful, so movie bigwigs all thought it was a great idea and a way to make money while they could. People side eyed tf out of jerry Seinfeld for dating a literal high school girl and a few called him out (Mystery Sciece Theater 3000 for one), but as long as the money kept coming no one really gaf.

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NAYRT

Wait, wtf? I never heard about this!!

Also, I remember this movie coming out and being confused that it existed, and did not go see it.

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NA

Shoshanna Lonstein was 17 when 39-year-old Seinfeld met her. I don't much care for Seinfeld, but I definitely wouldn't have characterized it like the anon above. They met in May 1993, she turned 18 on May 29, 1993 and graduated that year. Then they dated for four years.

[(Anonymous)]

Out of touch megarich dudes in Hollywood are very capable of coming up with terrible ideas even sober as a judge