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[ SECRET POST #005 ]

⌈ Secret Post #005 ⌋

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[Picture is Light Yagami and "L" from the manga "Death Note". The picture is in black and white, but Light Yagami has light skin and short brown hair. He is wearing a suit (a school uniform?), while "L" has light skin and kind of messy short black hair. His eyes look kind of wild and he has bruised eyelids. He is wearing a light sweatshirt that looks very wrinkled. "L" is talking to Light Yagami from the back, saying something presumably shocking, given Light's reaction.]

I wish people would stop trying to roleplay characters that are OBVIOUSLY smarter than them in real life.

I'm not mean enough to tell them "you're being Out of Character because you're just TOO DUMB".

Edited 2014-01-05 22:44 (UTC)

[Picture is Light Yagami and Ryuk from the anime "Death Note". Light Yagami is a young man with light skin and short brown hair and wearing a dark long-sleeved shirt without buttons, while Ryuk (who has his back to the viewer) is a shinigami and looks like monstruous creature kind of reminescent of an evil clown but even worse.]

I love it when we roleplay together. But sometimes I wish you would progress the plot as well. Because I end up playing nearly every side character. I might as well be roleplaying with myself.

Please put in some effort if you're gonna roleplay. And stop being jealous of those I roleplay with who do it when you don't.

[Picture is a screen-capture of a text editor computer program.]

I'm a writer, not a fanfiction writer or an aspiring author. I wish more people understood that there is a difference, because the difference is major.

Fanfiction writers write for a fandom. Aspiring authors write for an audience. Writers just write.

It's not that I'm elitist. It's that I'm not here to please you. I'm here to please me. Deal with it.

[Secret 4 is missing, but going from the comments it complained about Cloud Strife, from the videogame "Final Fantasy VII", being so emo in the CGI animated movie sequel "Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children".]

Edited 2014-01-05 23:27 (UTC)

[Picture is Yoichi Hiruma and some other character I can't identify from the manga "Eyeshield 21". Yoichi has pointy teeth and ears and spiky blond hair. The other man has short black hair and light skin. He is more muscular than the slim Yoichi. They are sitting somewhere, Yoichi leaning back against the other guy and smiling.]

Fanart CAN be out of character. Seriously, what the fuck. STOP.

[Picture is a map of the nation of Japan, depicting the names of its four largest islands: Hokkaido, Honshu, Shikoku and Kyushu.]

I wish more people would realize that this is a NATION. Not a RELIGION.

[Picture is two profile shots of Reno and Rufus Shinra from the videogame "Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII". Reno has light skin, short spiky red hair and green-blue eyes. He has a red stripe on his cheek and is wearing a messily kept dark suit. He is wearing goggles around his forehead. Rufus has light skin and short blond hair with long bits of it covering his face. He is wearing a light suit with a dark tie. Between the profile shots is a big red "x", to indicate that it's a relationship, and behind the whole picture is a large but faded red circle with a diagonal line ("do not pass" or "forbidden" sign).]

I used to think this pairing was cool. After reading fanfiction that had them being in love like, seriously in love like a Harlequin romance? And then the bad sex and smut? These two should stay as far away from each other as possible. If they could see what fanbrats make them do, I'm sure even they would cry.

For context, Reno is part of a group of glorified hired assassins/kidnappers. Rufus is the vicepresident of the company Reno works for, and a "pulls-the-strings" kind of guy. Reno is pretty much a jerk and Rufus is cold and pragmatic.

Edited 2014-01-06 00:20 (UTC)

[Secret 8 is missing, but from the comments it was something about male characters being pretty in yaoi.]

[Secret 9 has been lost to the mists of time, but going from the comments it seems to have been about writing styles and whether they hold the secret maker's attention or not.]

warning for eating disorders

[Picture is a Lucy Maria Misora from the Japanese visual romance novel "To Heart 2". She is a young woman with light skin and long pinkish purple hair reaching past her waist, wearing a long-sleeved white blouse, a short dark skirt, long dark socks and dark school shoes. She is hugging her knees and sitting inside a large tube thing which seems to be part of a large structure. Maybe concrete in a playground park or something? It's hard to tell. But anyway, it's safeguarding her from the rain. She looks sad.]

Who needs celebrities?

ANIME inspires me to be anorexic!!

[Picture is the cast from the anime "Ouran High School Host Club". They are students wearing a dark blue uniform in the form of a suit. They're all (or at least look like enough to pass as one, in one character's case) male teenagers. There is an arrow pointing at the main character, Haruhi Fujioka, who is holding a bouquet of roses.]

She would NOT have sex with EITHER of them. And no, she wouldn't pine for their love either.

...For that matter, I wonder why these guys can't be written as normal kids instead of sex-crazed whores. Damn fanbrats.

[Picture is a person with light skin wearing a medium-length brown wig and a female school uniform consisting of a long-sleeved high-collared black blouse and skirt with white trims, and a large yellow tie. Um, as for the secret itself: the person looks female but with some slightly masculine facial features if you look for them? I don't know, sorry.]

I laugh at cosplayers, but I kind of admire them. Except the ones that look like this. Then I just laugh. No, seriously, what the fuck??? (Is that a man? I can't even tell.)

[Picture is Sephiroth from the "Final Fantasy VII" videogame and "Compilation of Final Fantasy VII" expanded universe. The image is specifically from the cover of the "Final Fantasy: Advent Children" CGI animated movie, the sequel to the original videogame.]

Most overrated villain EVER. I want AWESOME DESTROYER OF WORLDS, not the guy your inner 15-year-old, momma's boy, social outcast, wannabe goth, Dragon Ball Z-loving, omg!perfect!MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS emo boy computer geek has wet dreams of becoming.

Kefka kicked his ass, and Kefka was a CLOWN.

[Picture is a character from the Japanese visual novel "Dolly Night"? He is a man with light skin and long silver hair wearing an old-fashioned dark suit with a matching cape and top hat. He is throwing red roses at the camera and smiling. There is a pink background and sparkle effects all over him.]

I want to sneeze every time I see those sparkly things.

warning for consent issues (the kind found in stereotypical yaoi/boy's love stories, specifically)

[Picture is a scan of a manga? It shows a naked boy crying and blushing.]

The moment anyone says... "I can't play a seme, I only play uke!" "Will your seme rape mine? [excited smile emoticon]" "You can take advantage of my uke!" "Will you pair up with my uke?" I WANT TO KILL!

Edited 2014-01-06 01:17 (UTC)

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[ SECRET POST #005 ]

Transcripts!

Secret 1 - Roleplaying, Death Note? (manga, anime)

Secret 2 - Roleplaying, Death Note? (anime)

Secret 3 - Writing

Secret 4 - Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (CGI animated movie), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII

Secret 5 - Fanart

Secret 6 - Japan

Secret 7 - Final Fantasy VII (videogame)

Notes

Secret 8 - Yaoi

Secret 9 - Writing styles?

Secret 10 - Anime (warning for eating disorders)

Secret 11 - Ouran High School Host Club

Secret 12 - Cosplay

Secret 13 - Final Fantasy VII (videogame), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth (character)

Secret 14 - Sparkles in Japanese media (to indicate prettiness or infatuation?)

Secret 15 - Yaoi roleplaying (warning for consent issues)