ext_82219 (
shahni.livejournal.com) wrote in
fandomsecrets2007-01-10 02:18 pm
[ SECRET POST #005 ]
⌈ Secret Post #005 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe.
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Secrets Left to Post: 01 page, 030 secrets from Secret Submission Post #001.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Thursday, January 11.
Current Secret Submission Post: Here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Transcripts!
Secret 1 - Roleplaying, Death Note? (manga, anime)
I wish people would stop trying to roleplay characters that are OBVIOUSLY smarter than them in real life.
I'm not mean enough to tell them "you're being Out of Character because you're just TOO DUMB".
Secret 2 - Roleplaying, Death Note? (anime)
I love it when we roleplay together. But sometimes I wish you would progress the plot as well. Because I end up playing nearly every side character. I might as well be roleplaying with myself.
Please put in some effort if you're gonna roleplay. And stop being jealous of those I roleplay with who do it when you don't.
Secret 3 - Writing
I'm a writer, not a fanfiction writer or an aspiring author. I wish more people understood that there is a difference, because the difference is major.
Fanfiction writers write for a fandom. Aspiring authors write for an audience. Writers just write.
It's not that I'm elitist. It's that I'm not here to please you. I'm here to please me. Deal with it.
Secret 4 - Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (CGI animated movie), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
Secret 5 - Fanart
Fanart CAN be out of character. Seriously, what the fuck. STOP.
Secret 6 - Japan
I wish more people would realize that this is a NATION. Not a RELIGION.
Secret 7 - Final Fantasy VII (videogame)
I used to think this pairing was cool. After reading fanfiction that had them being in love like, seriously in love like a Harlequin romance? And then the bad sex and smut? These two should stay as far away from each other as possible. If they could see what fanbrats make them do, I'm sure even they would cry.
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Secret 8 - Yaoi
Secret 9 - Writing styles?
Secret 10 - Anime (warning for eating disorders)
[Picture is a Lucy Maria Misora from the Japanese visual romance novel "To Heart 2". She is a young woman with light skin and long pinkish purple hair reaching past her waist, wearing a long-sleeved white blouse, a short dark skirt, long dark socks and dark school shoes. She is hugging her knees and sitting inside a large tube thing which seems to be part of a large structure. Maybe concrete in a playground park or something? It's hard to tell. But anyway, it's safeguarding her from the rain. She looks sad.]
Who needs celebrities?
ANIME inspires me to be anorexic!!
Secret 11 - Ouran High School Host Club
She would NOT have sex with EITHER of them. And no, she wouldn't pine for their love either.
...For that matter, I wonder why these guys can't be written as normal kids instead of sex-crazed whores. Damn fanbrats.
Secret 12 - Cosplay
I laugh at cosplayers, but I kind of admire them. Except the ones that look like this. Then I just laugh. No, seriously, what the fuck??? (Is that a man? I can't even tell.)
Secret 13 - Final Fantasy VII (videogame), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth (character)
Most overrated villain EVER. I want AWESOME DESTROYER OF WORLDS, not the guy your inner 15-year-old, momma's boy, social outcast, wannabe goth, Dragon Ball Z-loving, omg!perfect!MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS emo boy computer geek has wet dreams of becoming.
Kefka kicked his ass, and Kefka was a CLOWN.
Secret 14 - Sparkles in Japanese media (to indicate prettiness or infatuation?)
I want to sneeze every time I see those sparkly things.
Secret 15 - Yaoi roleplaying (warning for consent issues)
[Picture is a scan of a manga? It shows a naked boy crying and blushing.]
The moment anyone says... "I can't play a seme, I only play uke!" "Will your seme rape mine? [excited smile emoticon]" "You can take advantage of my uke!" "Will you pair up with my uke?" I WANT TO KILL!