I spent last afternoon into ass o'clock in the morning puking and couldn't even keep down water. Now my entire abdomen hurts.

I called in sick to work and we're short staffed and I have shit to do, and I'm afraid to eat in case I turn into a puke fountain again.

I don't even know what could've caused it; all I had to eat yesterday was freshly made brown rice with butter, and some oranges.