[ SECRET POST #881 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #881 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS. Random penises and nudity, but nothing full-on pornographic.

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[Robin Hood]


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[Patrick Wolf]


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[Totally Captivated]


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108. [SPOILERS for Criminal Minds]



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[Naruto, Gintama]


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[Elizabeth and Mary Tudor]


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[Watchmen/Star Trek]


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[Catweazle]


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[BtVS]


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[Sherlock Holmes]


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[Harry Potter/LoTR]


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[SGA]


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[Rory Gallagher]


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[Avatar, HP]


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[Edgar Wright - not a repeat]


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[Skins]


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[Princess Tutu]


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[TMNT]


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[Torchwood]


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[Madagascar]


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[Megan Fox]


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[HP]


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[Sting/Paul McCartney]


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[Avatar]


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[Afro-Ken]


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[James May]


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[Simon Pegg]


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[HIMYM]


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174. [porns]
http://i40.tinypic.com/f4h4yh.jpg


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[Maria-sama Ga Miteru]



Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 080 secrets from Secret Submission Post #126.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - doing it wrong ], [ 1 - personal attack ], [ 1 - posted three times ], [ 1 - needs some handy links ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[alanahikarichan.livejournal.com]

I'd might "get" it more if I'd ever, in my entire time in TF fandom, seen it written convincingly and IC. :\ I've seen more convincing Sunstreaker*Cosmos than I have Jazz*Prowl.

What's worse is that a lot of fic assumes that it's there, without giving any reason for it to be-- and while the authors might be convinced it's the perfect pairing and automatic win, but having it dropped on you like that when you're not convinced is rather like going "oh hey BTW here's Unicron knitting a tea cosy for his BFF Blackarachnia :D" without explaining why. Not only do you have no idea how the relationship even happened, you don't know how the characters got so OOC, either.

...

Also, I'm not convinced it's not partially because of the pretty/bishie. :\ There's a lot of TF characters I'd hit-in-the-sexy-way, and a lot of pairings based on prettiness factor. (Explain to me why Prowl*Bumblebee is more popular in TFA fandom than Bumblebee*Bulkhead without saying anything about how the former is prettier to look at, or that Bulkhead isn't pretty enough.)

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

And because Bulkhead in a pairing brings about certain...logistical problems, even if I do ship it a bit.

[alanahikarichan.livejournal.com]

What, aside from being a giant alien robot in a kid's cartoon? <3 Just means you have to be inventive, is all~ (And there's certainly less size difference between Bulky and his teammates than there is between his teammates and any given Decepticon, with the exception of, like, Swindle. Yet when has that ever stopped anyone from writing Optimus*Megatron, or Bumblebee*Everyone Ever Jesus H Christ onna Whole-grain Cracker?)

(... oh great, now I'm hungry. Jeeze. *blames you* *with love and nommings*)

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Bulkhead's kinda round, though. Not as elegant as Megatron or Starscream, which might actually lead to the writer having to not write them as people-analogues.

[alanahikarichan.livejournal.com]

The answer, of course, is mountain climbing.

I mean, just 'cause Bulky is kinda shaped like this: O doesn't mean you can't stick someone on toppa him like this: - and if that someone is bendy and tiny like, say, any Autobot ever when compared to Bulkhead, getting whatever smutty bits that need to line up to line up shouldn't be too hard.

Also, what are servos for if not to reach good spots on oddly-shaped partners~?

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Bulkhead can just lay back and enjoy himself!

[bad-luck-bird.livejournal.com]

*immature giggling*

Thanks. ;p