[ SECRET POST #6368 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6368 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I like when a character can’t cook, but works hard and tries their best to make food for someone they care about. Simply not being able to make anything, not even a sandwich, is weird (though I did read a book once where the MC literally couldn’t make a jam sandwich).

[(Anonymous)]

That goes too far for me. Unless there's a really, really solid explanation for why a character can't figure out how to put stuff between two slices of bread, like they're an alien who just landed their spaceship and never heard of sandwiches. Something like that.

[(Anonymous)]

The explanation given was that she’s never had to cook in her whole life, so she couldn’t figure out how to smear jam on a piece of bread without it tearing.

[(Anonymous)]

I guess I could believe that, assuming that the character is also rather dim-witted.

[(Anonymous)]

I loved this about Jackie and Hyde from That 70s Show. Jackie messed up a batch of cookies, trying to cheer Hyde up, but he was still willing to eat them.

[(Anonymous)]

I once read a novel (sf, parallel world to Earth) where a human teaches the people of the new world how to make a sandwich, like they didn't have that knowledge before. I was like, but what were they doing with sliced bread, meat and condiments, then? Just eating them in separate piles, like biting into the bread and then slurping down a spoonful of mayonnaise? So dumb.

[(Anonymous)]

If that book is what I am thinking of, it is a parody of the Bible.

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DA

But I'm not sure why that would make it any less annoying?