[ SECRET POST #6467 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6467 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I mean if that's the danger, you can just kill the roach and get rid of it.

You can't really get rid of a child like that, not that anyone should want to, but if you hate roaches you have more options to make them go away.

[(Anonymous)]

You'll take the pain of a bug literally eating your insides, and a hospital visit to remove it, over ten minutes being in the presence of kids.

Well, okay then. Have fun.

[(Anonymous)]

Hold on, why are we suddenly comparing "a roach eating your eardrum over an entire night of sleeping with a roach in your ear" to "10 minutes of sitting with a kid"? Like that comparison is clearly ridiculous and everybody, including you, knows it.

You're really mad, I guess.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, roach feasting on your insides would be more comparable to "kid throws sharp object at you or stabs you with a fork during a tantrum because they can't control themselves". In both cases, they can do serious bodily harm. The roach can lay eggs though, that's not great.

[(Anonymous)]

If we're fully catastrophizing it, a roach probably can't kill you but children have killed people with guns, both accidentally and on purpose.

But taking it up to that level and to those extremes would be pretty ridiculous when the original conversation was about whether someone would rather be in a room with typical roaches or typical children for the same set amount of time, both of which usually pose no immediate harm to an adult human.