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[ SECRET POST #6600 ]

⌈ Secret Post #6600 ⌋

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You're alone in a room with 3 fictional or celebrity men, yet you feel safe. Who are those men?

Fictional seems too easy, I'll take a shot at the harder one.

Keanu Reeves, Tom Hanks, Mark Hamill

Samwise Gamgee, Captain America, Stephen Colbert

In the order I thought of them: Bowen Yang, LeVar Burton, Lin-Manuel Miranda

Karaoke is happening.

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I mean, I think the list of unsafe men is a lot shorter.

I took the list as not to mean risk of intentional harm, but more like people you'd trust in a safe-space? There are lots of celebrities I would trust to not harm anyone, but not trust to not say or do something thoughtlessly sexist or make some uncomfortable off-color just-a-joke-bro that I wouldn't feel completely comfortable around. I'm not OP though.

Vincent Price, Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre.

Hugh Laurie, Mr. Rogers and Ringo

Mr. Rogers, Steve Rogers, Tom Hanks.

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The McElroy Brothers, Justin, Travis and Griffin, my favorite podcasters.

Fictional? Genie, Bernard from The Rescuers and Disney's Hercules.

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Kylo Ren - hot and relatively innocuous if isolated, might get mopey or pitch a fit if he wants to be pushed around, but clearly wants a woman in charge

Ron Swanson - will build you things, has an alter ego that plays a mean sax, also apparently has a thing for being pushed around by crazy women

The Cowardly Lion - literal cinnamon roll and might be fun to watch him posture with the other two

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Bill Nye, Karl Urban, and Terry Crews

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Steve Rogers, Samwise Gamgee, Stan Pines

Celebrity: Keanu Reeves, Matt Bomer, Brendan Fraser

Fictional: Miles Dumont (The Holiday), Overton Wakefield Jones (Living Single), Peter Colt (Wimbledon)

Like, there's a lot more that I would trust themselves, but so many bad things happen to them and around them that I wouldn't necessarily feel safe with them there due to the probability of external forces coming to bear.

any, especially if they're not friends. If one tries something, the other 2'd stop him.

The guys who did Marble Hornets.

Andrew Scott
Ewan McGregor
David Byrne

Egon Spengler, Ray Stantz, and Winston Zeddmore

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Laios, Senshi, and Chilchuck.

Elrond, Sam, Gimli.

Mark Hamill, Ewan McGregor, Domhnall Gleeson

Celebrities: Kim Heechul, Mr. Rogers, William Sadler
Fictional: Superman/Clark Kent (any version but first thought was Christopher Reeve), Dr. Tom Horton (Macdonald Carey, Days of Our Lives), Dr. Vijay Kapoor (Anupam Kher, New Amsterdam)

Safe doesn't just mean good person. It can also mean: this person is not violent or only sexually attracted to a sex I'm not.

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Charlemagne, Genghis Khan, and Henry VIII. They are all dead. I may need some air freshener though.

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I wouldn't feel safe alone in a room with 3 men I don't know without any context (where I am, why I am alone, what are they doing there,...), celebrity or not.

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