[ SECRET POST #6790 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6790 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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06. [SPOILERS for K-pop Demon Hunters]




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08. [SPOILERS for 28 Years Later]




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09. [WARNING for discussion of bestiality/necrophilia/etc]

[Sonic The Hedgehog]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #971.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

AAAH I watched this movie last week with my sister and let me tell you: I was SHOCKED at how bad it is. Completely speechless.
I'm used to watch horrible asinine stupid horror B-movies (even z movies), but this beat them all. Yes, it beats also that fucking A Quiet Place that until now was on the top of my most hated movie of all time. Congrats, 28 years late, you win the crown. FUCK YOU.
It's like they wanted to troll us, because seriously, the movie is shot like shit (they shot it with an iPhone???? WHYYY all those different camera effects made no aesthetic sense whatsoever), edited straight from devils living in hell just to torture me while I'm still alive in this earth (the juxtaposition of the boots poem and them marching at the beginning WHY. WHY THE FUCK did you have to be that pretentious??? it didn't mean anything!!!!), stupid like nothing I've ever seen ("the magic of the placenta"), loveless (because seriously, I can only think of this as a massive cash grab on the 28 x later franchise fans) and fucking disgusting with the homage to that UK paedophile at the end (jimmy savile). I didn't know who he was before looking it up online after seeing this train wreck and UGH WHY. Why do something like that, not only to us non-UK fans who were left scratching our heads (actually when that final scene began I just completely lost it and began laughing hysterically from desperation. I had tears and everything), but to UK people that know that that guy was one of the worst sexual offenders in their entertainment history???? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, DANNY BOYLE???

I'm so fucking glad I pirated this movie. I almost saw it at the theatre because I was so hyped and all the critics love it! I'M LUCKY I'M DIRTY POOR because if I had spent even a single euro on this I would've regretted it for my whole life, as I regret the 2 hours of my useless life I wasted on it.
The only good thing is that I watched it with my sister so I had someone near me to share my pain with. We've been fans of the first movie since it came out (my sister rented it with blockbuster lol we old) and we knew that both the director and the writer were the same as the original so we were pretty sure this last one would be at least decent, but no. NO. WE WERE TROLLED.
AND THE MOVIE MADE A LOT OF MONEY AT THE BOX OFFICE. I will never trust critics again.

Thanks you OP for this secret lol I needed to vent

[(Anonymous)]

no i'm totally with you there. it just pisses me off so much. UGH i'm mad again just thinking about it

op (2 days later lol)

[(Anonymous)]

hahaha thanks nonny (and other fellow haters in the comments <3) your vent was so fun to read, im happy i was not alone in loathing this film!