[ SECRET POST #6897 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6897 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

What is this? Looks very self-published.

[tabaqui]

This is WEIRD.... her 'floof'? What?

https://www.amazon.com/Wicked-Legends-Hallows-Book-1-ebook/dp/B0BM553MX6

(for the summary)

This has got to be AI written, yes?

[(Anonymous)]

"Book overview
A cursed maiden. Four unruly knights. A chance meeting that will entwine their destinies.

Daphne Stone lives with her sister on the outskirts of the precious Hallows, where all the shiny and blessed fairy-tale folk live.

Every annus, Prince Charming searches the realm for his fated Cinderella. Without fail, he finds her, beds her, and moves on to his next conquest.

This annus, he chooses Daphne’s sister. The three ride into the Hallows, where
Daphne encounters four brotherly knights. Together, they turn the old as time tales on their heads. She begins to fall for each of them as they capture a piece of her heart—and her floof.

But will the Idols, who demand the original storylines to be played out, stand for this rebellion? And who will suffer the consequences?

After all, every tale has something wicked lurking within the words."

This is so so weird. I almost want to read it just to see how bad it gets.

Re: This has got to be AI written, yes?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god the double usage of annus has me rolling. It makes absolutely zero sense to just chuck that into the middle of a perfectly normal(?) English sentence.

Re: This has got to be AI written, yes?

[(Anonymous)]

Right? At best, it sounds pretentious. At worst, it's every anus...

Re: This has got to be AI written, yes?

[tabaqui]

RIGHT? And apparently there's more? WTH.

Re: This has got to be AI written, yes?

[(Anonymous)]

Her floof? Is this a novel about furries, or is that just a super awkward euphemism for genitalia?

Re: annus - I shake my head when fantasy authors who are desperate for world building details just randomly choose a more complicated word out of the thesaurus (or make one up) in order to not sound so basic. It doesn't work, guys.