[ SECRET POST #6995 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6995 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[Sohla El-Waylly]



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Comments

Re: Favorite Comedians

[(Anonymous)]

Along with some others listed, I must mention Dara O Briain. I've loved each of his stand-ups so far. Some of my favorites:

Science knoooows it doesn't know everything. If it thought it did, it would stop!

I'm not a religious man, I don't even believe in god. Still Catholic, obviously.

I love video games. I enjoy saying that because half of the room are looking at me, going, "oh, jesus, you’re 38." It’s less embarrassing if I say I masturbate to hardcore pornography.

For the first time Irish people can go: "You're going to England? Place is full of terrorists!"

(On cutting vs tearing while giving birth:)
The midwife said, "Besides which, a tear heals better than a cut."
And I turned to my wife, who is a surgeon, and said, "Really?" and she goes, "No, it fucking doesn't."