[ SECRET POST #7020 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #7020 ⌋

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Comments

[fscom]

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[fscom]

I just want my vampires to be evil unrepentant monsters again. I'm sick of this whole "tortured brooding himbo" crap they got going on. Damn you, Anne Rice!!!

[philstar22]

I want both types, I just don't want the Twilight brooding teenagers who aren't in any way dangerous type.

[(Anonymous)]

They were some seriously lame and boring vampires.

[tabaqui]

I never understood the brooding. Pretty much no vampire is 100% unkillable, so if being a blood-sucking fiend is really that much of a chore, they don't HAVE TO.....

I like vamps that just wanna drink blood and party and do shite, kinda like Spike and Dru running all over and being hipsters or punks or whatever seemed fun at the time. While also killing people. :D

[philstar22]

This. Actually, this is me about villains in general: I prefer the ones who love what they do, do what they love, and take joy in it.

[tabaqui]

YUP! :D

[(Anonymous)]

I think you might enjoy What We Do in the Shadows. I put off watching it until recently and goddam it's great fun.

[(Anonymous)]

I think you would be very wrong indeed.

Fucking fake documentaries is a genre of comedy which needs to be decapitated, garlic stuffed down the stump, a stake driven through its heart, burned, and the ashes buried at a crossroads at midnight in a jar full of salt.

God I hate those types of shows and movies so damn much.

[(Anonymous)]

I like variety, but it does seem like we get a lot of brooding himbo vampires and could stand to balance them out with other types.

[(Anonymous)]

Did you watch the Nosferatu movie that came out last year? That was one nasty evil unrepentant monster.

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, Lestat is pretty evil and unrepentant. I guess maybe there’s some guilt somewhere (it’s been a long time since I read the books). He’s fun to watch because he’s The Worst.