[ SECRET POST #7023 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #7023 ⌋

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[fscom]

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Transcript by OP

[fscom]

nothing kills a sci-fi fan-word or fan-concept faster than elon musk trying to adopt it

he's the pathetic kind of nerd that even other pathetic nerds look down on

i just wish he'd stop killing fan stuff i like

get out of the nerd pool elon

[(Anonymous)]

He's like the guy who gushes about how much he loves Lord of the Rings, but at most, slept through half of the second movie from 20 years ago, and can't understand what people are talking about when they list their favorite moments from the books or any adaptation.

He also evidently cheats at video games by paying someone to bulk up his fighter before he uses it in battle.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: He's such a little bitch. And he's loyal to nothing.

[(Anonymous)]

Jesus, if you are gonna "cheat" at videogames then just either use easy mode, or use the "cheat" codes.

There is nothing wrong with wanting to play a videogame on easy or skip a difficult bit you don't enjoy. Paying someone to do it, presumably so he could still claim nerd cred(?), and faking it is just so... desperate and needy.

[(Anonymous)]

DA
Very true and it made him a laughing stock. It was even funnier when he basically made Grimes release a statement saying she had personally witnessed him doing some of what he claimed in COD.

But this is all really old news and even the jokes about it petered out probably six months ago.

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly this is the first time I’ve seen anyone anywhere mention him since probably late last summer, maybe early autumn. Within a month or two of ending his DOGE role he disappeared from the news and memes. I travel in some very nerdy circles and live on nerdy subreddits and no one ever brings him up. And these are definitely the nerd topics he’s gravitated to in years past, all the stuff that’s nerdy but cool.

I guess what I’m trying to say is you need to retrain the algorithm or kick some pathetic assholes out of your digital life. Because this guy isn’t relevant and hasn’t been for a long time. It’s a very small slice that still bring him up and it looks like you’re in it.

SA

[(Anonymous)]

I left out the main point: he isn’t killing any words or concepts because the vast majority of the world isn’t paying attention to him, especially in nerd circles. The freeze out is particularly strong in nerd circles because so many fell for his bullshit for a long time and they’re now embarrassed or feel betrayed.

[(Anonymous)]

No, he's very much still relevant. Except instead of him ruining nerd stuff, it's how much he begged to be a part of Epstein's circle but just wasn't cool enough for them. And as long as the South African billionaire who didn't come over to the US legally is still hanging around here instead of a prison, training Grok to slobknob him, and supporting Neo-Nazi movements around the world, don't assume you've heard the last of him.

[(Anonymous)]

+billions

Plus, he's done a lot of damage by stealing a lot of people's data, and I doubt we've heard the last of that either.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, he tweeted about Will being gay on Stranger Things in December. That's the last I heard of him.

[(Anonymous)]

He disappeared with everything he wanted, all of our data

[(Anonymous)]

The Master Race, ladies and gentlemen [slow clap], the master race...

[feotakahari]

I dunno, he doesn’t seem to have done any long-term damage to the Iain Banks fandom.

Personally, I think what he killed is Rationalism. We tried so hard to believe true things and not false things, and we produced Musk, Grimes, Sam Bankman-Fried, Ziz LaSota, and the guy who’s in Newsweek calling for bombing AI research labs.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't forget Gay Vampire Peter Thiel either. Never forget that creep.

[(Anonymous)]

I accidentally referred to him as "Peeper" instead of "Peter" one day and haven't been able to stop.

Palantir and Persona are so creepy, and I'm tired of companies using them for internet ID verification purposes.

[bannedbookweek]

On the bright side Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality or whatever is officially down the toilet and Yarvin got mocked into nonexistence. So that's pretty cool

[(Anonymous)]

I love the image for this secret XD.

And yes, he can fuck off anytime now.

[bannedbookweek]

Worse. Elon is peeing in the nerd pool and claiming he isn't doing it.