[ SECRET POST #1216 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1216 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 15 pages, 351 secrets from Secret Submission Post #174.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - empty comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Peter. I hold that any time Reed is away from Sue, Bad Things Happen. They can be back-up singers for the Time Warp. If Wolverine is Meatloaf, who gets to be Columbia? D: DECISIONS. I'm also trying to think of Dr. Scott, but Marvel is deeply lacking in curmudgeonly gentleman types.

(passes the brain bleach)

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

SHE CAN! (shoehorns) I would so totally be playing the RHPS soundtrack if I weren't at work right now. Superheroes (http://www.rockymusic.org/lyricscat/rocky-horror/#119) is now having interesting meanings.

Nick will have to be Dr. Scott, yes. We'll still get to see him be pissy and in teeny clothes, it's just he'll have garters. Rocky could be any of Marvel's strapping blond men. I'm really liking Thor, though. Then we'd have our Avenger's Trio. Sort of.

NOES, DON'T FORGET THE TEENY TEXT! WE ARE WHISPERING! IN CAPS!

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Marvel Zombies or orgies, it's a song for all occasions. :D What, you mean there are more occasions than Zombies or Orgies? PIFFLE.

Nick Angry and Undressed is something that needs to happen in canon. Like, now. Thor's blondness directly correlates to Rocky. Goodness knows that he could easily pull off the tiny gold hotpants. And Tony would tap that. Tony would tap just about anything though. NO, WE HAVE NOT. We still need the Criminologist. Stan Lee?

NO. NO IT WOULD NOT. THESE ARE WORLD-ENDING MATTERS BEING DISCUSSED. SRS BSNS IS SRS!!1!

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Zombie Orgies AND BUFFET, because we all know how Zombies most like to enjoy themselves.

It doesn't even have to be Tony's armor. I can think of five different people who could remove clothing accidentally-on-purpose without even needing plot to justify it. Considering this, why do we not have more nekkid Fury? He probably has. I mean, those parties up in Asgard get wild, I hear. And that mead is killer. No one will ever let him forget the time his Hammer ended up swinging to Disco.

INCLUDING WILD INCONSISTENCIES AND THINGS THROWN IN SIMPLY FOR THE SAKE OF AWESOME, YES. (http://www.marveldirectory.com/miscellaneous/avengermansion.htm)

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Truly, this is SPARTA heaven! Crunchy, sweet, brains-flavored heaven!

Six parts, always on time, where the most poignant question is "how will they conveniently block the penis shot in this issue?". ("Deadpool gets ahold of the Cosmic Cube" is my favorite.) Thor's deep, dark secret is revealed: he knows every word of Total Eclipse of the Heart.

NOTE ALSO THAT TONY STARK'S BEDROOM (second floor) IS BOTH UNOCCUPIED AND HAS NO DOOR. EXISTENTIAL.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Zombie Heaven makes a lot more sense than TIME BULLETS, that's for sure. And the Real Tony was there, because the jackass who's been wearing his face clearly isn't Tony Stark.

Convenient flowers. People holding hotdogs in the foreground. Gardeners watering the lawn. How many penis-metaphors can be used as penis-covers, I wonder? (Who would arrest him for indecency? The police are frightened, and the superheroes are all too traumatized.) (A mutant who's only superpower is disintegrating Nick Fury's clothes.)

It's approximately a third the size of his also-unused office. The Jet Fuel closet (!!!! Holy Safety Hazard, Batman !!!!) is larger! JARVIS HAS A ROOM BIGGER THAN TONY'S.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

To keep Osborn from getting his hands on the Registration database. I only know this because one of my Bangs covers the topic. ¬¬ I'm refusing to read current canon until it doesn't make me cry. I've only been in comics fandom a little over a year, but I can only love Jackass!Tony as long as the Confession remains canon. Remove that, and I spiral dowwwwwwwwn into an abyss of DisContinuity.

Carrots are ridiculously popular too. Popsicles. Swords. Thor's Hammer (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y84/tsukinofaerii/thehammerispeakof.jpg). (Doom and Richards will enter a pact to stop this madness, and perhaps weld Nick Fury into his clothes permanently. Spider-Man refuses to leave home for fear of seeing "It". Even Red Skull has found something new to crusade against.) (You could always bank that he'd never figure out it's you, but Nick Fury Knows Everything. You're kinda sorta screwed no matter what. Your best chance is just to move somewhere far far away and hope he never visits your new nation.)

I think it's more likely that the obsession went too far. This is Tony. His obsessions always go too far. Also, nothing ever goes well for him. Remember what happened the last time Tony broke open a portal to another dimension? If it were a dimensional portal, some monster would have broken out and eaten the building by now.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

I wait for the Heroic Age with cautious glee, though I'll be happier when Fraction is off the title. He's the one who ret-conned the Confession, I hear, though I've not read the proof myself. *grumblegrumblebitchbitch* I would also like Cap back as Cap, please, instead of the new GI JOE thing they have going.

That may be my favorite macro EVER. :D (The entirety of New York turns out for a charity event based solely around Nick's non-nudity. Nick may start deliberately going nude just to spite them all.) (It worked for Ton—actually, no it didn't, because they never gave it time to work or fail. Oh Comics.)

Steve did. Steve just broke a hole in the wall and marched right in. Tony was trying to figure out how to use his new, 1/5 scale bed. Now Tony stays in Steve's room and everything's okay again.

And now I have to leave work and my replies will be uber-slow! ♥ It was good meeting you! :D

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

Oh yes he did. Because Fraction Sucks. I've quietly rewritten current canon in my head so I don't have to deal with all of the blatantly screw ups. (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, WHOEVER DECIDED TO IGNORE SHARON'S DIY ABORTION.)

:D Mine is that one image from Fantastic Four Dark Reign #4 (YOU KNOW THE ONE.) Some things are just too much love. (Yes, and it would be his revenge on the rest of the world. His penis would wave freely in the breeze, and our poor sanity would be saved only by conveniently placed props. DUN DUN DUUUUN. It's like a Goosebumps ending, only lulzier.) (This is probably true. The eyes. They go straight to the shirt. A Skrull could wear that shirt in all zir green-skinned glory and no one would ever notice.)

On the other hand, Tony is now a bastion of kinky, super-bendy sex tricks. So there are pluses ad minuses here. The big minus being how Steve occasionally has to go looking for Tony inside of luggage.

Why do I keep making friends with people who live in obscenely different timezones? *G* I love new friends though! (hugs!)

[havlockvetinari.livejournal.com]

*is a creeper*

...I. I'm a DC...

...I didn't even ship it...

Now I think I do. Really hard. All because I read a random comment thread.

Just. Thought I'd let you two know, you're Stealth Enablers. That'll be all. I now have to go read all the fic.

(enables)

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

:D ♥ :D ♥ :D ♥ :D ♥ :D ♥ :D ♥ :D ♥ :D ♥

I'll accept Stealth as long as Enabler is hooked onto it. Welcome to the crazy, and enjoy the ride.

If you're newnewnew to Marvel (or just new to the Avengers) and want to poke at Steve/Tony, I recommend Classics 'Verse (http://talesofsuspense.net/viewseries.php?seriesid=2) by elspethdixon & seanchai as a reasonable starting point. It's a well-done a re-write of how the Avengers originally got together, with an appropriately Steve/Tony angle. Of course, it's not exactly the same as the comics, but that's the point of fanfic, yo. Conjugate (http://kijikun.slashcity.com/Conjugate.htm) by valtyr is good fun for New Avengers, and I highly recommend Sea Stars (http://kijikun.slashcity.com/seastars.htm) by muccamukk for post-Civil War. (All of those are on LJ somewhere, but these are the easiest links.)

Of course, there's a ton more stuff on cap_ironman, including the Slashy Moments List (http://community.livejournal.com/cap_ironman/513697.html). (89 and counting!) So, you know, dive in. :D

(pimps shamelessly)