[ Secret Post #009 ]

[grayout.livejournal.com]

⌈ Secret Post #009 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 120 secrets from Secret Submission Post #002.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Monday, January 15, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: Here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[shahni.livejournal.com]

2. I'dsleepwithHikoSeijurouofKenshinwhat'swrongwithme. ;-;

3. Same. But I still don't like literal brainfucking. I can read it, I just don't like it.

6. So with you on that one. While I don't particularly care for the characters, just the fact that the girl has to get bashed for coming in the middle of TWU BUTTSECKS pisses me off. Yeah.

10. Cactiroth4Eva!!

13. Maybe it's the diagram, but I wouldn't mind that being clarified. *dies* My brain's slow today. Like.. subtext better than buttsecks? 'Cause I agree. In certain places. >D

14. Istilldon'tlikeAxelandIagree.

15. I never found them attractive. I just liked their character designs because they were so strange. ♥ Nii!

18. I always wanted one of those, just to dress up and spend some time making a favorite character with but it's not happening anytime soon because they're so goddamn expensive.

[shahni.livejournal.com]

5. I've done it! :D

[grayout.livejournal.com]

What's literal brainfucking? >>" Like, eyehole... and brain... and uhhhh...

[shahni.livejournal.com]

Yes.

I read a Lucius Malfoy x Draco Malfoy fic like that. I've never read Harry Potter fics since.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Waaaait but then wouldn't Draco have to be like, dead? So the whole point of the fic was eye-socket brain sex?

..>WAIT I THINK IVE READ THAT ONE *DIES* Ithoughtitwasfunny

[shahni.livejournal.com]

*dies*Thesadthingwasitwaswell-written!!

[grayout.livejournal.com]

I just kept thinking

"YESSSS!!! CORPUS CALLOSUM!!!! TAKE IT ALL BITCH!!"

and I didn't notice the writing. *DIES*

[shahni.livejournal.com]

*DIES!!!!* I just thought.. oh man, if he wanted squishy around his manbits, all he'd have to do was go take his wife..

[grayout.livejournal.com]

RIGHT THROUGH THE OCCIPITAL AND PARIETAL ALL THE WAY TO THE FRONTAL LOBES YESSSSS YESSSssss :D

Wow, Psych classes are actually being useful for something!

[shahni.livejournal.com]

Oh, and Draco was alive. And Lucius did it from the back of his head, after cutting open his skull with a chainsaw. Just enough to fit, that is.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

'Cause chainsaws are perfect tools for delicate head surgery...

[shahni.livejournal.com]

And stretching for sex, of course.

[klytaemnestra.livejournal.com]

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[shahni.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I'm too desensitized to even find that gross. ;-;

[shigishigi.livejournal.com]

2. THAT IS NOT WRONG THAT IS A MILLION POINTS OF RIGHT.
Cause I'd totally get it on with Saitoh and it would be so sexy that I'd become 2D or he'd become 3D and ohmanthisshouldbewritten.

[shahni.livejournal.com]

2. OH MY GOD. YOU AGREE. GAH. He's like the only guy I've fantasised about. Mentally. Heprobablywouldn'tevencarejustlikeme;-;

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Whoa, Mums fantasizing about a guy? Who is he!?

[kurachu.livejournal.com]

IT'S ME.

[kurachu.livejournal.com]

But not really.

[shahni.livejournal.com]

KIOITWASSUPPOSEDTOBEASECRET!!! ;-;

[kurachu.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I'M A BLABBERMOUTH.

[shahni.livejournal.com]

JSHFKJSHF.

I was 16! I was allowed! >>"

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him. (http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/5034/hiko9vw.jpg)..

.. and here's official art. (http://www.fantasykat.com/ch/Images/h/hiko01.jpg)

*hides* yes, son, that could have been your daddy. ;-;

[grayout.livejournal.com]

POSSIBLE INCEST FTW

[shahni.livejournal.com]

WHADDYA MEAN POSSIBLE INCEST MINE!! >(

[lostremnant.livejournal.com]

6. I don't hate female characters who come between yaoi pairings (how exactly does that work anyway? Let's see a totally fictional female character having a totally fictional sexual relationship with a totally fictional male character somehow prevents one from creating a totally fictional sexual relationship between two totally fictional male characters? Sorry, that does not compute.)

I only hate female characters who are annoying in their own right.