Webcomic about eccentric 13-year olds, an omnipotent videogame, time travel, anthropomorphic chess pieces on post apocalyptic-earth, and alien internet trolls in love. That's really all you need to know.

The aliens in love have four types of romance, each based on a card suit. The diamond romance featured in this secret is non-sexual and involves the one participant preventing the other from harming him/herself or others.