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⌈ Secret Post #1536 ⌋

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[Man vs Food]

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I've noticed that, too, and nothing turns me off more. I'll never have kids, and the idea of pregnancy scares the shit out of me. NO BABIES IN MY PORN, PLZ.

lol same.

Hahaha, same here. It always takes me out of the moment, because unless it's a couple actually trying for a baby and not just two people fucking like in most hentai, I have a hard time believing anyone would be like, "Oh yeah, get me pregnant~~!"

Exactly this.

You know what I'd LOVE to see in hentai?

Condoms.

Yes! That would be awesome.

And in yaoi too, now that I'm thinking about it. And lube. Not ice cream, not spit, not blood, not the poor uke's own ass-juices, LUBE.

(Oh please forgive me for posting this)

lol, there's nothing to forgive, because I agree so hard. WHERE IS ALL THE LUBE?

I've never used the word(?) ass-juices before. I feel like I'm not a virgin anymore. D:

I pictured the little kitty in your icon saying this. It just looks so traumatized and ashamed. XD

I don't think I've ever read it before (or if I did, I repressed it), so I guess we've both experienced something new today. For better or for worse...

I feel embarrassed now...but I also want to go find some yaoi with lube now. O.o

(JUST found a Hetalia yaoi picture with lube AND a condom! And, of course it would be France, wouldn't it...)

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Either is so rare! Only seen them in one-shots twice or so, and in a couple doujin (one male-male, one female-male) -- maybe once in a serial, iirc (though that was a bara-BDSM one).

Seen the spit, but, um, never ice cream or blood.

Blood and ice cream aren't my kinks, but they seem to be some of the more common...substitutions for lube. I don't want to imagine exactly how PAINFUL both would be.

I was thinking more "sticky". Well, sticky, and then painful, and finally there you are, all achy and faint, and there's no more Ben and Jerry's in the fridge. BAD END

That made me laugh and I don't quite know why.

I saw it once. ONCE!

And it was doujinshi, nothing published so idefk if that counts.

I've seen three. All Hetalia. What fandom was yours?

LMAO that it would be anthropomorphized countries using protection. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN REPRESENT?

FMA for me. And it was a Maes x Roy doujinshi (where Roy alternates between male and female depending on lunar phases, and he mentions at one point that he might get pregnant, so they should use protection.)

lol, there was actually a joke in there about that. I think it was export taxes or something. Either that or anti-immigration laws. XD

That's...uh...that's a weird idea. Roy as a girl...shifting phases...wouldn't the zygote not even attach since Roy wouldn't HAVE a uterine wall to attach to half the time?

(Lulz, reminds me of a ffrants conversation about pubes and deforestation. LOLOL)

I suppose that if Roy happened to fall pregnant, then he wouldn't finish the sex-changing cycle until the pregancy was over?

("His thick forest"...EUGH.)

Why would his body comply with that if it forcibly changes anyway?

oh god, THIS >_<

(ok, usually I never say never, but right now, I personally rly wouldn't want any and don't consider anything about pregnancy sexy)

It's a definite never for me. I have plans to get myself sterilized. I don't even like to connect babies and sex together. I know biologically that "sex makes babies", but for me I prefer "sex is for enjoyment and bonding".

For me it's a "we'll see" - I'd like to spread my genes (no, rly, I think they're quite awesome) and raise some individual into becoming one super awesome human being... but I neither like babies, nor would I want to be pregnant :/

I just know for 100% sure, that right now, I wouldn't want a kid at all, I'm still too busy with myself *shrug*

Another discussion for another thread? :3