[ SECRET POST #1536 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1536 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Justin Bieber]


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42. [SPOILERS for Naruto]



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43. [SPOILERS for Shoujo Kakumei Utena]



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44. [SPOILERS for Professor Layton and the Unwound Future]



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48. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape/non-con and underage]



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49. [TRIGGER WARNING for ED]



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50. [TRIGGER WARNING for suicide]



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51. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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52. [TRIGGER WARNING for ED]

[Man vs Food]








Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #219.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - ships it ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[easilyentranced.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd be curious to know what it actually says in Japanese, but I think asking any of my friends who do know Japanese to translate hentai for me would be ridiculously awkward, lol.

I always assume that it's supposed to be similar to saying "I'm gonna cum so hard" or someone saying "Come for me" to their partner, since that's a translation that wouldn't totally squick me or really take me out of the moment.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd always assumed it means something along the lines of "I'm going to fill you with so much cum there's no way you won't get pregnant" which is still gross and weird and off-putting, but at least makes more sense than some random rapist saying he's going to make babies with random hentai chick #12.

I can't ask anyone for help, either. They're all either random Japanese friends I have who'd be mortified or my sister. It's not even that it's awkward, even, I just seriously think she's not skilled enough to have a clue what it means or why they say it.

[easilyentranced.livejournal.com]

lol, that first paragraph shouldn't make me laugh as much as it does, but you explained it so perfectly.

I don't know if it's because that translation's meaning is clearer or less strange to me, but I find it less off-putting than the others. I think it's because the goal isn't actually pregnancy and it's just a likely outcome (like it actually would be if you were having unprotected sex without birth control). I must just be really terrified and squicked by the idea of getting pregnant...

[(Anonymous)]

My only other theory is after seeing supacat's description of trying to have sex with Japanese men (it as brought up maybe a week ago in another thread but it's in this one as well), that it's "I'm not obligated to clean up my semen AND IT FEELS AWESOME!" Glad I could make you laugh.