[ SECRET POST #1588 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1588 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 07 pages, 160 secrets from Secret Submission Post #227.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeats ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ],
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

01. http://i53.tinypic.com/xfxb10.jpg

can't say anything re: the sabotuer so have this instead

[dethtoll.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/user/LHCLEGION#grid/user/E4D00C232EF6F028

and i promise it's not afraid of monsters this time

Re: can't say anything re: the sabotuer so have this instead

[(Anonymous)]

as always, deaftool, your taste is complete shit

fuck off and die

Re: can't say anything re: the sabotuer so have this instead

[dethtoll.livejournal.com]

i love you too anon

Re: can't say anything re: the sabotuer so have this instead

[(Anonymous)]

hi dethtoll

Re: can't say anything re: the sabotuer so have this instead

[(Anonymous)]

hi dethtoll

[micromyni.livejournal.com]

Them hanging themselves...that guy who played the piano...-shudder-

OP here

[(Anonymous)]

...The soldier playing Russian roulette with an empty gun *HIDING IN CORNER FOREVER*

[vafaill.livejournal.com]

I looked it up on youtube and... oh dear. It's depressing. :(

[(Anonymous)]

What disturbed me the most about this game were all the subtle jabs at the Irish. The old stereotype of red-haired drunken brawlers *so* needs to die.

[corvigryph.livejournal.com]

High Octane Nightmare fuel is relevent to my intrests...

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Knock yourself out. I'm perfectly happy to share the wealth:

Re: OP

[moon-very-thin.livejournal.com]

Jaysus, and isn't his accent only perfect. Saints and begorrah, it's like hearing somebody from the ould country again. To be sure to be sure.

(Seriously, that's disgracefully bad. FFS.)

Re: OP

[ariseishirou.livejournal.com]

Also, when French women speak English it is always as breathy as possible, and only some of the words are accented - the sexy ones. Instead of the ones with sounds that have no French equivalent.

Jesus H. Christ I thought video games were over this. Or maybe I've been spoiled by franchises that hire real English, Scottish, Russian, and Iraqi actors to play English, Scottish, Russian, and Iraqi characters.

[ariseishirou.livejournal.com]

Ah, Nazis. If you're not butchering them by the thousands, they're turning into zombies, those crazy kids.

[(Anonymous)]

FTR it's OY VEY in Yiddish! Oy gevalt.

[myrasis.livejournal.com]

I have been meaning to play that game for SO long.

[kitty-wake.livejournal.com]

What I want to know is why they couldn't make a game about the French resistance where you play as, oh, I don't know, an actual French person.

[ariseishirou.livejournal.com]

Or if they were going have you play as an Irishman, hire an Irish voice actor instead of a Londoner who lives in the US and seems to be doing his best to sound like a chain-smoker from Delaware.

The answer to your question is easy, of course - who would want to play one of the cheese-eating surrender monkeys? /sarcasm

[kitty-wake.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, Jesus. Some of the voice acting was painful, though Skylar was most definitely the worst. Her VA derserves to stand on a whole lot of Lego hidden in a deceptively soft fireside rug for that performance.

Ah, the French! How did the citizens of a country with such a violent, bloody national anthem get such a bad reputation? I've got a book called "Les jeunes et la Résistance" which might as well be titled "Stone Cold Badasses who fought the Nazis as teenagers. Reader, you're a wimp".

[(Anonymous)]

Jesus Motherfucking Christ can't we have one thread at this comm without pretentious SJ posturing going on? If the game was going for strident realism, you dipshits would have a valid complaint. But I think it's pretty obvious to anyone with their head not up their ass that realism was not Pandemic's intention. Go get laid or something, geez.

[(Anonymous)]

lol, kitty_wake LITERALLY has no other purpose in life.

[(Anonymous)]

Good point. ariseishirou, too. Her uber-pretentious gaming rant word vomit gives me ulcers. I'm not sure whether that's more hilarious or sad, though. I'll go with hilarious, just because it makes me feel better to laugh at them than pity them.

[kitty-wake.livejournal.com]

Wow, you know me? Nice to see you here!!!!!!

Got laid last Friday, thanks. Been too busy since.

[ariseishirou.livejournal.com]

Complaints about bad voice acting = Social Justice posturing?

...What?