[ SECRET POST #1606 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1606 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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20. http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2011-5/1366895/image.aspx.jpg
[linked for annoying login]


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[Sorority Boys]


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[Hustle]


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[Blur]


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[Lena Meyer-Landrut & Alexander Rybak]


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[Folklore]











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30. [SPOILERS for Portal 2]



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31. [SPOILERS for Glee]



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33. [SPOILERS for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides]



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35. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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36. [TRIGGER WARNING for depression/self-harm]















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Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #229.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 (trigger/warning for rape/rape in image/underage) - too big ], [ 0 - repeats ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, this this this! I actually got pissed off when the movie kept insisting Davina(?) was the hot one because while, yes, Barry Watson has a pretty face, he looked awful in those baggy shapeless clothes and sideburns wig. The broad footballer shoulders didn't help.

Meanwhile Michael Rosenbaum strutted around the movie in shape-fitting clothes, wide hips that no man should ever have, and high high heels...yet apparently he was the 'ugly' one? He was the one that men insulted and threw things at? Bull. Shit.

[(Anonymous)]

wide hips that no man should ever have

This is a really skeevy sentence.

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't mean it to sound skeevy. I don't know if they deliberately padded his hips to look more female or if Rosenbaum's hips are naturally that wide, but he had a distinctly feminine shape in the movie. It was the sort of hourglass figure that Hollywood seems to think every woman should have. I suppose it's the reason he was made to wear tight clothes that emphasized his waist and hips, while the other guys wore baggy clothes to cover the fact that they are men.

So it was jarring that the movie treated him (and his shape) as though he was some horribly deformed beast, when he looked...well...very womanly.

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DA

Calm down, oh brave SJW. I'm pretty sure the other anon meant that men don't usually have hips as wide as women's. The anon just used what we call a hyperbole.