[ SECRET POST #1615 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1615 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 08 pages, 185 secrets from Secret Submission Post #231.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeats ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

General comments:

[(Anonymous)]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[(Anonymous)]

Daily fandomsecrets is dying chat ITT

[kilaen.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't really care about the secrets today. But I had a dream about fandomsecrets.

I went to like this weird shop with "Fandomsecrets" written in cursive on the door. I went in and there was a very fat man standing behind the counter. I walked up to him and I said "Technophile, you are not fat!!" Technophile was like "You have passed the test", turned into an elf with blue hair, and opened the door to a back room. When I walked into the room, dethtoll was there for some reason, but he was wearing a fake mustache and a ballet outfit.

Then, dethdoll said "I will be trapped here forever unless you get my eyes." And he didn't have eyes. So I told him I first had to read the secrets, so I walked over to a book. Some chick with red hair was there. We read the book for a fandomsecrets, which all for some reason had hearts all over them. Then, I got to the end, and there were some eyeballs. So I gave them to dethtoll.

Then he shouted "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" and shot me. Then I woke up.

I'm dead serious, I'm afraid.

[tymaporer.livejournal.com]

...what.

[kilaen.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

I dream about fandomsecrets.

I must get out more

[vethica.livejournal.com]

The weird part is, this all sounds plausible. Also I want your dreams.

[capthollywood.livejournal.com]

This makes me think of those creepypastas where it's like instructions to go to a mental asylum or a hotel and you're exposed to all the horrors in the world. except more fandom secrets.

[kilaen.livejournal.com]

Haha, you mean the rituals? I have totally read those!

The dream beforehand consisted of me riding around with the 9th Doctor and him screaming "I HAVE TO GET TO THE SCOTCH!" every two seconds so I really don't know where the fandomsecrets dream came in.

[capthollywood.livejournal.com]

Maybe these are your Rituals creepypasta you just have to find scotch and Dethtolls eyes instead of eldritch abominations missing organs and creepy trinkets.

[kilaen.livejournal.com]

Dethtoll would have to get close to me for that to happen though...

...how do you attract a dethtoll anyway?

DETHTOLL! I have a...um...COOKIE!!

[dethtoll.livejournal.com]

what kind

[kilaen.livejournal.com]

peanut butter chocolate


also your mustache was glorious

[dethtoll.livejournal.com]

i don't have a moustache it's one of those pencil thin douchebag moustaches so i shave it off every day or so

but i'll take the cookies

[kilaen.livejournal.com]

No, no, no, you have a spectacular handlebar mustache. And a beautiful skirt. Jesus, man, look in the mirror.

[dethtoll.livejournal.com]

do i speak with an irish accent

because you may have confused me for dazz

[pelespen.livejournal.com]

This was the best part of fandomsecrets today, hands down. Thank you.

[hikari87.livejournal.com]

I want to steal this dream xD

[althea]

Everything about this dream makes sense. Well done, Kilaen's psyche!

[judo-creature.livejournal.com]

... This is the story of our people. Brb, carving it into the walls of an ancient cave.

[hermione-vader.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious. Thank you, I needed a good laugh.

[no-one-specific.livejournal.com]

Pffft. That's awesome on so many levels.

[(Anonymous)]

Bioware fandoms, Y SO WANKY? Sheesh.

[(Anonymous)]

I know right. Dear jesus, lots of Bioware secrets. Also, didn't know people felt so strong about Templars and Mages.