[ SECRET POST #1660 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1660 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

32. http://oi56.tinypic.com/24glmi9.jpg

[yucari.livejournal.com]

... AAAAARGH, and just when I had managed to scrub that stuff from my mind.

[dinerstate.livejournal.com]

Rofl @ this secret.

[oflittlebrain.livejournal.com]

MY CERVIX IS FALLING OUT <3

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

I don't think those are as anatomically correct as you think they are, OP.

But whatever helps.

[(Anonymous)]

This is so sad it should be a secret but I'm too lazy to make one so here goes.

When I was sixteen I still had no idea that women urinated out of a separate hole. I mean, I didn't really think about it that much, despite not being a virgin at this point in time, but still, I thought we had pretty much one hole for bleeding and peeing out of. Until I was at a friend's house and I was looking at this weird Sailor Moon hentai image she had printed out and taped up on the wall (she was eccentric to say the least) of Tuxedo Mask having sex with Sailor Venus, and noticed an inset close-up of his penis coming out of her vagina. The urethra and all other parts of the genitalia were drawn in excrutiating detail. So I asked my friend why Sailor Venus had two holes. My friend proceeded to laugh at me because I didn't know that women had a "pee hole" in addition to their vagina.

Yeah.

[(Anonymous)]

That is pretty sad. *doesn't know whether to laugh or cry*

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, don't feel too bad, anon. I was the other way around and didn't find my vag until I was like 13.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't feel too bad, anon. I didn't figure that out... until past 20.

Don't judge me, internet! *hides face in shame*

[(Anonymous)]

That's alright, I thought we peed out of our clitoris until I was like...16 or something. *shame*

[(Anonymous)]

Aww, I want to be know this kind of stuff, too!

[kallanda-lee.livejournal.com]

Alrighty then!

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like this secret should have an angry bird somewhere.

[(Anonymous)]

ROFLMAO, priceless. :click: :save:

[(Anonymous)]

Ok, as a girl who reads way too much hentai: OH GOD NO. That stuff is NOT anatomically correct - in fact, it's anatomically incorrect SO MUCH of the time it's sad. It becomes incredibly obvious that these guys who draw this stuff really have absolutely no idea and are stumbling in the dark and haven't actually interacted with female genitals.

The biggest offender is the anatomical shot of a penis intruding INSIDE the womb. That's now how it works AT ALL. The penis CANNOT intrude past the cervix - there's a giant mucous plug preventing that. The most that can happen is that a dude can HIT the cervix, but many women find that unbearably painful (a few really like it though). A dude cannot come straight into a woman's womb. You see, a man comes in a woman's vagina and it settles in a tiny well by her cervix, and then her cervix (I shit you not) DIPS into this well and pulls the semen in. THAT'S how a uterus gathers semen into itself.

It's actually become proof of how much hentai cannibalizes itself - the penis intruding past the cervix is a thing made popular by hentai, and so then the next generation of hentai creators think it can actually happen and it supersexy and it shows up EVERYWHERE. UGH.

OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, I wasn't talking about anything that complicated, just the basic locations of things within the body.