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F!S Anon Meme (the Fifth)

Secrets, rants, opinions, anything you want to say about your fandom or a fandom or fandom in general, do it here! Anonymously, of course. Get it all off your chest.

(LJ's still lagging here and there, good luck.)

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TMI THREAD

[(Anonymous)]

When I need to poop I wait as long as possible until I can's wait anymore. The poop comes out solid and huge and feels really good and I hardly have to wipe at all. I am aware this is strange.

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[(Anonymous)]

...I am doing this right now.

I need to crap, but fuck it feels good atm.

UPDATE

[(Anonymous)]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

worth waiting for. Feel like I dropped a baby.

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[(Anonymous)]

I remember as a little girl, driving home from having seen Pretty Woman with my mom. This sensation felt so good and has ever since. It feels exciting, like a hunger almost, or the first glass of wine. I guess this is why I'm so into anal play in fics and IRL.

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[(Anonymous)]

see, I find this sensation pretty enjoyable, but the idea of anal play actually really squicks me out. odd.

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[(Anonymous)]

Not odd! It's probably that that sensation is much further up. Plus the "fullness" isn't caused by a foreign object. I must say I've had a colonoscopy and it hurt awfully.

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm doing right right now too. :D Feels good, man.

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[(Anonymous)]

I once read a review of the movie adaptation of The Spirit that described this phenomena. They said the movie was like a massive shit, but a satisfying one, that barely requires any clean up.

So I don't think it's strange lol although I've never done that myself!

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[(Anonymous)]

I didn't know shit had a fandom XD

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[(Anonymous)]

I play my Game Boy Advance on the crapper sometimes.

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[(Anonymous)]

I like that feeling too. I have a buttplug that I sometimes put up my butt while I masturbated. But soon that wasn't enough, so I discovered that if you put in the buttplug, then hold a vibrator against the little bit of the plug still sticking out, it's...it's amazing. I cum so hard from that all the time. I barely have to touch my dick at all.

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[(Anonymous)]

If you do that too much, you can cause tears in your anus and it requires expensive, very painful surgery to repair.

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[(Anonymous)]

Well it doesn't strain anything. And free healthcare.

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[(Anonymous)]

Eh, but do you REALLY want surgery on your anus? Doesn't sound like a good way to spend a few hours. And also potential complications.

You could just hold onto it very occasionally?

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm a girl and I do this when I have to urinate. idk if it's because of kegel muscles or what but it feels so good. i could probably snap a dick off by now. D:

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[(Anonymous)]

Someone else does this? Thank fuck, I felt so alone.

Having to pee makes wanking feel better for me, too. idgi

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[(Anonymous)]

You know... generally the purpose of a TMI thread is to keep this stuff confined to one place where people who want to see it can see it, and everyone else can avoid it.

Putting the thread on the first page and putting something incredibly disgusting in the first (uncollapsed) post kind of defeats that purpose.

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[(Anonymous)]

Everybody poops, friend.

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[(Anonymous)]

And if they don't they're an android, and should be destroyed.

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[(Anonymous)]

I usually take my laptop with me to the bathroom when I need to poop. In fact, I'm on the toilet right now!

In other news, this is officially a poop thread.

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[(Anonymous)]

So, um... I do this too, but not by choice? I don't get enough fiber (my bad, I know, but I really HATE veggies) and so for me I sometimes wait as long as... a week and a half? And it's AGONY by that time but I'm always scared to just go because at that point, I WILL clog toilets... And now I'm scared that I'll need anal surgery. D:

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[(Anonymous)]

You're lucky. I've been struggling with my IBD all month and last weekend I was shitting 30+ times per day. Nearly got surgery to get my entire colon removed. I wish I could get constipated :/

As a side note Angry Birds is my game of choice for the toilet when I bring my iPod with me. If I bring my whole laptop I tend to sit there for longer than I need to.