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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2011-07-30 12:05 pm
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F!S Anon Meme (the Fifth)


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(Anonymous) 2011-07-30 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
My son is a noble. I suspect he is in love with one of our young cleaning maids as a result of their unhealthy fantasies. I have told the housekeeper to relieve the girl of her duties at once and dispatch her to the nearest convent.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-30 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a scandal of monocle-dropping magnitude!

(Anonymous) 2011-07-30 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
... My dear husband. I trust you are aware that such behaviour cannot be pardoned so simply? Why, our most beloved son's future has been very possibly put at great risk by the most depraved and foul acts which that maid has lured him into committing! Surely you can see that sending her away in that fashion is far too mild a punishment for such impropriety.

Why, if I did not know any better, I would assume that you were allowing your own feelings about your past indiscretions to get in the way. But of course, I do know better.

Don't I, my love?