[ SECRET POST #1671 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1671 ⌋


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 07 pages, 170 secrets from Secret Submission Post #239.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - hit/ship/spiration ], [ 0 - omgiknowthem ], [ 0 - take it to comments ], [ 0 - repeats ]
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Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

17. http://i.imgur.com/Ch4e5.png

[(Anonymous)]

It's a whole new type of envy for Freud to analyse! Don't worry, I can see why they're cool. I'm sure you could make some or something?

OP

[(Anonymous)]

I made myself a little pair of teeny-tiny hairgrip horns hoping they would be a subtle fun accessory, but they are just too damn otherkin to wear anywhere. I am pretty sure I, and everyone else on the planet, is going to have to grow horns (carefully calibrated in shape to fit our personality) to make this work.

[(Anonymous)]

Horn envy is the new penis envy!


(just kidding, of course c: )

With modern technology, YOU NOW CAN!

[kallanda-lee.livejournal.com]

Not orange, though.

Re: With modern technology, YOU NOW CAN!

[(Anonymous)]

...h-holy shit what is that thing

Re: With modern technology, YOU NOW CAN!

[kallanda-lee.livejournal.com]

Someone who really likes body mods. You can get the horns implanted. Apparently, if they're made of coral you can trick your body into thinking it's bone, and they will "fuse" to you, making them "real" horns.

[sno.livejournal.com]

at first this secret made me lol, but now i kind of agree??
it's be cool if all humans had horns like the trolls, man.

[yucari.livejournal.com]

Horned humanoids are always cool!

[pimmy.livejournal.com]

Horns are sweet!

I don't like the troll horns at all though because they are colored like candy corn for some ungodly reason

[(Anonymous)]

BUT C4NDY CORN 1S D3L1C1OUS! >:[

[imouto.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure they're colored like candy corn because of a big in joke from Problem Sleuth.

Though it does make me wonder if their bones are bright orange too...

[pimmy.livejournal.com]

I'm really picky about color schemes, so actually the pallets are the only thing that bother me about homestuck, heh.

[chelonianmobile.livejournal.com]

They do look cool, but the trouble they'd cause with doorways and putting shirts on might not be worth it.

[magusmanx.livejournal.com]

I kinda want Nepeta horns, or nubby karkat horns :D

I always wanted horns, ever since I was a little kid. No clue why. They just seemed like they would be great fun to have.

[(Anonymous)]

But what a hassle it would be to put on t-shirts and similar clothes!

[donotthrowsouls.livejournal.com]

So the first thing that came to mind reading this secret is Volt from The Bouncer since he had horns put in his head to cover up bullet holes



I'm not sure if remembering such a shitty game makes me better or worse than Homestuck fans

[(Anonymous)]

This secret is beautiful and you should feel beautiful.

I also want horns. Massive horns.

[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

haha, I love the way you worded this, OP

[beriel.livejournal.com]

I've wished that humans had horns for as long as I can remember. Homestuck just made me remember that love.

I wouldn't mind having a pair like Feferi or Aradia's.

[lashiec.livejournal.com]

I've had crazy horn envy FOR YEARS, but I'd prefer red or black.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd still personally prefer tails. I have no idea what sort, I just think it sucks that we are like the ONLY species on this planet that doesn't

[omorka.livejournal.com]

I have three different pairs of horns that I wear as accessories on occasion. One set is carved from cattle horns; the other two are sculpey. But they're still fun.

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

Tav's horns look cool, but you could never sleep on your side! This would bug me.

[sairei.livejournal.com]

That would look pretty stupid tbh, especially big horns like that. And impractical.