[ SECRET POST #1687 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1687 ⌋


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Notes:

This is not your forum to identify and call out specific people just to call them assholes. Call out general actions you find reprehensible, mod ability/inability, that kind of stuff, but once you get into what basically amounts to 'this person is a stupid bitch and here are some icons/an lj layout/add. info to identify them with' - no.

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 142 secrets from Secret Submission Post #241.
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Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

19. http://i54.tinypic.com/dqjbrr.png

[kallanda-lee.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I understand?

[(Anonymous)]

?? Can someone explain this secret to me? It feels like reading a Mad Libs story.

[xenoglossy]

"lol goons can't get laid"

Pretty sure that's all there is to it.

[(Anonymous)]

Ah okay, thank you!

Lol I'm a girl and I didn't know that beans were a euphemism for the clitoris...

[kallanda-lee.livejournal.com]

Nor did I, but then I'm not a native speaker.

[oflittlebrain.livejournal.com]

so... some SA commenters had never heard of 'flicking the bean'

and

you're taking this to mean that the reason they're so mean is... because they're angry virgins who don't know what a clitoris is?

or something?

idk this secret is stupid. you're stupid. and i do not even like SA.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't quite get it.

Not immediately catching onto a "cocoa beans = piles and piles of clits" visual connection means they're "projecting"? As in they've never seen a clitoris before and are therefore projecting all their own failings (i.e. not being able to get laid) onto the people who have posted about a variety of different failings...?

Bit of a hasty judgement there (although I'd imagine the SA thread about F!S is the king of "hasty judgements" so NBD).

[cold-river-blue.livejournal.com]

This secret made me literally laugh out loud:) Now I want to make a secret about dicks and put it on a background of baby arms or something.

[(Anonymous)]

Goons have better luck at getting laid than your sad fat ass.

[sandor051.livejournal.com]

Haha, are you unironically doing this?

'No you're the internet virgin fatty >:( '

Wonderful.

[insanenoodlyguy.livejournal.com]

NO, YOU ARE THE INTERNET VIRGIN FATTY AND YOUR PENIS IS INFERIOR TO MINE.

[sandor051.livejournal.com]

Why (south) Australia?

Like I get the goon connection, but are you saying they're all criminals, serial killing sex offenders, obese? C'mon, South Africa would be much more fitting if you're going for that.

p.s. troll secret, suprised the mods let it through etc.

[(Anonymous)]

Something Awful is often abbreviated to SA. So is South Australia.

At least, I think that's the connection there. I could be wrong, that's just how I read it.

[bestworsthings.livejournal.com]

That clarifies it a little, so thanks!! I was sure that if it was a South Australia drama I'd have heard about it somewhere :P

Do secrets need to be written so.......cryptically? lol

[cowgirlmaxwell.livejournal.com]

lolll it took me a while as well to understand that SA = Something Awful too! I'm from SA and whenever I see 'SA Goons' I read it as 'South Australian Something Awful Goons' which is...yeah.

[(Anonymous)]

So you're saying it's not cool to be a condescending douchebag on SA but it's totally fine if you're doing it on LJ

riiiiiight

[hikari87.livejournal.com]

is it wrong that now I have a vague desire to check this out out of pure morbid curiosity?