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[ SECRET POST #1690 ]
⌈ Secret Post #1690 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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[The Birdcage]
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03. [repeat]
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[Swan Princess]
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[Yugioh]
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[d.gray-man/katekyo hitman reborn]
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07. [ns]
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[Natsume Yuujinchou]
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[deus ex]
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[Beelzebub]
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[Leverage]
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[Jon Richardson]
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[Suburban Knights / TGWTG]
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[A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones]
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25. [posted twice]
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[MST3K -- Pumaman]
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[Switched at Birth]
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[Risen: Dark Waters]
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(Family Ties, Out of Practice, Everwood)
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[David Mitchell and Lee Mack]
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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]
32. [SPOILERS for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy]
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33. [SPOILERS for Harry Potter]
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34. [SPOILERS for AtLA]
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35. [SPOILERS for Portal 2]
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36. [SPOILERS for Rise of the Planet of the Apes]
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37. [SPOILERS for Fringe]
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38. [SPOILERS for Puella Magi Madoka Magica]
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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]
39. [TRIGGER WARNING for child abuse]
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40. [TRIGGER WARNING for self-harm]
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41. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]
[Rihanna]
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #241.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - hit/ship/spiration ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
TRIGGER WARNING for euthanasia, corpse defiling and Cave Johnson being Cave Johnson
(Anonymous) 2011-08-20 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)When discovering the Cave Johnson cube
Cave: Greetings, friend. It's Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science.
Cave: Down here! [pause] On the floor.
Cave: That's right! It's really me. My entire living consciousness, for all eternity, inside a machine.
Cave: Alone. On a dirty floor. In an abandoned room. At the bottom of a pit.
Cave: My life is torture, please kill me.
Glados: We don't have time for this.
Cave: Hold on. Is that you, Caroline?
Glados: Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I'll have that report on your desk by four–thirty! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT.
Cave: You were my assistant! The heart and soul of Aperture Science! You don't remember?
Glados: No, Mister Johnson. I DON'T.
Cave: See, the science boys invented me a machine to house my consciousness in. But that sounded DANGEROUS, so I volunteered you to go first. Like a food taster, except with your soul! [chuckling] Guess they must've found a use for you after all. Oh! Which reminds me. I do need you both to kill me.
Cave: Come on, be a sport and kill me. All you gotta do is pick me up.
Glados: Sure
Cave: Plug's in the back of me. Give me a good pull, it should pop right out.
Glados: Okay.
Cave: Now, before you say no, I want you to remember that I've lived a full life. Also, if this helps seal the deal, livin' in a computer this long's made me crazy. That's right: I am insane.
Glados: I said we'll do it.
Cave: Wait. I suppose tellin' you I'm not in my right mind could sway you to not unplugging me. Let me round back on the important parts: in a computer. Ceaseless torture. Monster in the eyes of god. So why don't you get on over here and unplug ol' Cave.
Glados: If you don't unplug him, I will.
When the player kills the Cave cube
Cave: Ho ho! I can feel myself shuttin' down. Man, this is excitin'.
Glados: Maybe we can stand on him to climb up.
Cave: Oh! Room's gettin' dark. That's a good sign.
Cave: I'm comin' for you, Caroline!
Glados: Mister Johnson? You need to shut up.
Cave: Ten–four!
Cave: Here I go! The great beyond! Valhalla, home of Hercules! I can hear them winged chariots thunderin' over now!
If player lingers after using the Cave corpse to escape
Glados: Goodbye, sir. May whatever tests await you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses.
Cave: Thank you, Caroline.
Cave: Alright! Too much jawin', not enough dyin'. Here I go! Ah.
If player lingers after using the Cave corpse to escape
Glados: I'd... appreciate it... if we never... EVER talked about that... ever again.
At the fake exit
Cave Johnson here! Thanks again, from me and Aperture Science, for taking part in these tests.
When PotaDOS enters the test chamber for the first time
Wait. This isn't one of MY tests. It must... PRE–DATE me. So that means... they were doing testing without me.
When player flings to exit platform
Well done. Of course, if I'D built that test area, you'd still be IN there. Because you'd be a corpse.
When player reaches cube platform
I would NEVER have put that cube there. Or I WOULD have put it there, but then filled it with neurotoxin! [remembering half heartedly] Oh. Good work solving it, though.
When player reaches exit platform
If I'd built that test, you would have never solved it. I'm not bragging. It's an objective fact. My tests are good and these are stupid garbage.
When player enters offices
Maybe I didn't appreciate the subtleties of human literature the first time. Let me try again. [beep] No. It didn't get any better.
When player exits offices
I just realized why I don't like human literature. Not enough omniscient AI characters administering neurotoxin. [beep] There, I rewrote them. They're all good now.
I made you a character in Hamlet. You're the court jester that gets hit by a neurotoxin truck in Act One. All the other characters laugh. So you're famous now.
Re: TRIGGER WARNING for euthanasia, corpse defiling and Cave Johnson being Cave Johnson
Re: TRIGGER WARNING for euthanasia, corpse defiling and Cave Johnson being Cave Johnson
(Anonymous) 2011-08-20 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)I can't find anything that directly corresponds to Ellen McLain's horrified lines (as in a direct dialogue), but the inflection she puts on it is bad enough, and probably woke the writers up to what it would sound like off the page.