[ SECRET POST #1691 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1691 ⌋


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 13 pages, 314 secrets from Secret Submission Post #242.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 3 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. Exactly. Thank god someone said it. Short people are ridiculous. It is so hilarious when I watch a short arse trying to act like a tough guy. You know what I found the funniest bit of tv so far this year? That documentary "Small Teen, Big World" about a midget trying to act like a grown up, someone need to take her, spank her and tell her she is a 7 year old, and will be for the rest of her life.

I'm soooo looking forward to the documentary about the dwarf cast of a Snow White panto living in a "Big Brother" house. Do they not know they are really all five? Seriously, just accept it short folk, you can be cute, goofy, funny, sometimes even adorable, but if you are under five foot, don't try to be serious.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't you have anything better to do then trying to piss people of on the internet

[(Anonymous)]

I think it is fairly obvious that I do not. Short arse.

But its still true zo.

[(Anonymous)]

But there are so much things on te internet that are more fun then this. Can't you just watch pirated batman episodes or something.

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

Man, you're going to miss all the awesome stuff Peter Dinklage is in. I just flat-out feel sorry for you.

He was a really great Richard III.

[(Anonymous)]

hi OP

[(Anonymous)]

...Trolling doesn't mean anything anymore, does it?

[subarashiine.livejournal.com]

lolllll

0/10, really.

[checkerblob.livejournal.com]

1) You are a horrible person, or a horrible troll.
2) Assuming you're being serious, how do you feel about goofy, funny, sometimes adorable tall people? I'm 5'8, which is pretty tall for a chick, and I'm the least ass-kicky, heroic person you'll ever meet. I'm dorky and wimpy and goofy and my tallness just adds to my awkwardness, and I'm proud of that, so put that in your soda and sip it, you heightist tool.

[(Anonymous)]

1 or just a person who is able to tell the truth for once.

2 hey, people that are a proper height are able to be what they want. It's just hilarious to see a shorty trying to act like they are grown up. they aren't bad people, but they just need to accept their limitations and remember not to act like they are tough, or can be taken seriously. And midget need to remember they can't be anything other than children, there is a reason they were made to be so small.

[checkerblob.livejournal.com]

yeah, I think I'm going to go with a horrible troll. Seriously, you suck at this. Get a new hobby. I recommend scrapbooking.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, but that midget could sidle right up to you and rip your nuts off before you even noticed they were there.

[sairei.livejournal.com]

This comment seriously made me laugh.

[angathol.livejournal.com]

boring

[inkedfeathers.livejournal.com]

What. The. Heck.

I most sincerely hope you're a troll.