[ SECRET POST #1714 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1714 ⌋


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 09 pages, 201 secrets from Secret Submission Post #245.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - hit/ship/spiration ], [ 0 - omgiknowthem ], [ 0 - take it to comments ], [ 0 - repeats ]
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Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

42. http://i53.tinypic.com/2wgt6yx.jpg

[copper-dimes.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm pretty sure that he admitted back in '09 that he's fairly lazy about hygiene, so your suspicion about his body odor might be accurate if he hasn't changed that habit.

[shinyhappypanic.livejournal.com]

kind of agree...I thought he was perfect as c-diggs though. it wasn't until twilight that I started thinking he looked grimy so maybe it's just subconsciously based on that?

[classic-mold137.livejournal.com]

Ironically, I normally find him quite unattractive, but in the picture you picked, I sorta see the appeal now.

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the same thing. The scruffiness makes him look a little better and a little less like he grows underground.

(I liked him as Cedric Diggory though.)

[(Anonymous)]

I've always assumed that he keeps himself deliberately smelly so that fangirls won't want to grope him.

I don't blame him, it's a serious problem.

[kallanda-lee.livejournal.com]

I like this headcanon

[loracarol.livejournal.com]

What do you mean he was miscast? Honestly, I think he was 100% perfect at playing a guy who's seventeen, been stuck at seventeen, and who's been a virgin that whole time. Plus I bet he's too polite to ever consider getting a prostitute to help him out with his ~problem, so he's been a virgin for how long?

(It's my headcanon that he's a frustrated virgin during all the books... Plus he lives with three other couples? Yeah... I think that Robert Pattinson was bloody brilliant at portraying this.) :3

[fadeinthewash.livejournal.com]

I recall some interview with him in which he basically said that was the basis for how he portrayed Edward Cullen. Something along the lines of figuring 'the guy's been a virgin for 100+ years? Definitely some self-loathing going on.'

[ianthine9.livejournal.com]

He's openly admitted to not showering for weeks at a time because of the cray cray that surrounds him.

[la-petite-singe.livejournal.com]

And it DOESN'T WORK. That is the curse of Robert Pattinson. He doesn't wash, he openly mocks the books, and he does bizarre Dali movies where he makes out with dudes*, and none of this scares them away. NONE OF IT. It's so sad.



*In any other fandom I'd say that's a good way of gaining their love, but Twilight fandom seems bizarrely nonslashy. Yet another reason it is dreadful.

[silvereriena.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of pics where he just looks so greasy, but this one actually isn't too bad.

[(Anonymous)]

what the actual fuck. you are completely missing the point.

[(Anonymous)]

you need to think of the rights of stinky people, you ODORIST.

check your odor privilege before you think to deny others' rights to their aroma.

[(Anonymous)]

I think I love this comment.

[swaggerdoodle.livejournal.com]

I've never seen Twilight or any of his other works but every time I see this face I always ask myself why in the hell do people find him in any way attractive? His hair looks rediculous and his eyes look dead. I thought us 90s kids had odd celebrity crushes but this is just baffling.

[cherrycoloured.livejournal.com]

I think he portrayed Edward's creepiness perfectly (and he even said he meant to play him like that), so I liked his casting.

[la-petite-singe.livejournal.com]

Please see this Tumblr post (http://scabiorsplaidpants.tumblr.com/post/9734232701/voldemalley-best-of-robert-pattinson-why), then rethink your entire life.

[annissamazing]

How does he smell?

Language is fun. :)

Aaaanyway... I don't think I agree. He's an attractive dude. He's not my type and I think his hair is ridiculous, but he's definitely good looking.

[thecrazyalaskan.livejournal.com]

My hang up isn't so much that he looks like he smells, more that he looks like he's just rolled out of bed and hasn't washed his hair in a week.

But yeah, I agree-- I can't figure out what makes him so attractive.

[oo-no-oo.livejournal.com]

Wonder if he regrets making the movies. Now he has sloppy old housewives and tweens drooling over him.

[(Anonymous)]

This whole thread sort of amuses me, because I can only think of RPatz seeing this and going, "Well thank God not everyone's creaming their panties over me!" Y'all seem to act like he wants to be The Sexiest Man Alive when really he'd probably prefer if he didn't have to lock himself in a panic room on the set of completely unrelated movies just to get away from his cray cray fans.

[gelaecter.livejournal.com]

I read "he looks like he smells" in the same way someone would say "it tastes like it smells" and was just like "...what? How does someone look like a smell?" Then I got it and felt stupid >.

[cinnamonlace.livejournal.com]

I don't see his appeal either, but when I realised how much RPatz looks like Charlie from Busted when he was still in Busted, I figured I just... don't find the bushy eyebrow look attractive. I think "abhorrent" might be the word, but I think that might be too strong.

[zer00gravity.livejournal.com]

Do I see a resemblance to Justin Timberlake?