[ SECRET POST #1727 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1727 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 09 pages, 203 secrets from Secret Submission Post #247.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - hit/ship/spiration ], [ 0 - omgiknowthem ], [ 0 - take it to comments ], [ 0 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

He would have fucked Harry's eyes

*remembers that one Lucius/Draco fic, goes to be sick*

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[loracarol.livejournal.com]

...

No, I don't actually want to know. This time.

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[marshwiggledyke.livejournal.com]

Good choice.

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[loracarol.livejournal.com]

I make them, occasionally. :D

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

It makes me sad that my response to that was "Oh, that one."

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[atanvarne-lj.livejournal.com]

It disturbs me that I was less disturbed by that one than the one where Hermione fucks the Sorting Hat.

*goes to find brain bleach*

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

... So that's how she got into Gryffindor!

(I actually never heard of that one.

I read the one where Dobby fucks the Sorting Hat but that wasn't actually very explicit.)

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5703568/1/The_Sorting_Hats_Love

Yeah, I don't know. I'm sure it was written for the lulz, but still.

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[(Anonymous)]

Funniest thing I've read all week. Thanks!

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Wow. I... uh, wow. Thanks. I think.

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[anti-paragon.livejournal.com]

I haven't laughed so hard at a fic in a long time. Thanks for the link!

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[masakochan.livejournal.com]

Same here.

Wait, wait, wait

[(Anonymous)]

Someone wrote that?

This really happened?

I shouldn't be surprised, but DDDD:

Re: Wait, wait, wait

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

Not quite.

He fucks a hole in his son's skull, not the eyeballs themselves (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/11/fan_fiction_friday_draco_and_lucius_malfoy_in_squi.php). (Link goes to an MST to the fic, which is violent, potentially triggering, and NOT WORK SAFE)

...this fandom, man.

Re: Wait, wait, wait

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt



That is all.

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[damnated.livejournal.com]

Link please?

I'm ubber curious...

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

Let Topless Robot be your guide to horrible, horrible fanfic. (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/11/fan_fiction_friday_draco_and_lucius_malfoy_in_squi.php)

It gets really, really violent and is not safe for work, sanity, home, or anywhere really. Count yourself warned.

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[damnated.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, that was truly terrifying.

I really thought I'd read it all before... but damn...

Re: "You've got your mother's eyes, Harry."

[anti-paragon.livejournal.com]

I...am in dire need of some brain bleach now.