fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #1744 ]

⌈ Secret Post #1744 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[tinker tailor soldier spy]

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[Pokemon]

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[Disgaea 2]

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[Reborn]

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[Yahtzee/Cinema Snob]

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[Fruits Basket]

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[Sherlock]

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[Teahouse]

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[Glee]

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[Law & Order: Special Victims Unit]

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[Jem]

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[Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII]

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[Sherlock (BBC)]

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[Kingdom Hearts]

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[Reba]

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[South Park/Black Dagger Brotherhood]

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[Society]

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[Paris Hilton/Baccano!!]

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[Paranoia Agent]

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[HIMYM]

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[American Beauty]

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(Phantom of the Opera/Ramin Karimloo/Hadley Fraser/Sierra Boggess)

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[Card Captor Sakura]

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[Steve Jobs]

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(adventure time)

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[Supernatural]

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[Owl City]

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[Game of Thrones]

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[The Phantom of the Opera 25th Anniversary edition]

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[Glee]

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[HP]

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[HP]

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[Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality]

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[HP]

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37. [TRIGGER WARNING for miscarriage, depression]

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Wow...lot of people telling you it's your fault, OP. Internet psychology for everyone!

If you find someone that truly loves you, they will want to do the things that you like and make you feel loved and satisfied (YMMV on some things, but I would think "cuddle me while I orgasm" doesn't fall on most people's squick lists). True, good, fulfilling sex isn't about rawr rawr manly awesomeness with women squirming under their ministrations to finish with a raging roundhouse donkeypunch while the guy spooges and falls asleep with a sandwich in hand. I mean, there might be perfectly legit couples out there that like that, but it doesn't sound like your cup of tea. It seems more to me that sex is a mutual exploration of each other's desires and likes, so, if your thing is cuddles, speak up about it!

In short, don't give up if you don't really want to, because the possibility of getting what you want is more likely than you think. :)

True, good, fulfilling sex isn't about rawr rawr manly awesomeness with women squirming under their ministrations to finish with a raging roundhouse donkeypunch while the guy spooges and falls asleep with a sandwich in hand.

I am SO glad I already went to the bathroom before I read this because I am LOLing so hard. "Raging roundhouse donkeypunch" is the best part.

B-but, if he falls asleep with the sandwich in his hand, it will get stale. :(

You are the sweetest thing. [big hugs] I am married, to tell the truth, but a long story in a little sentence is that my partner is pretty sick and is not going to get better, so we are kind of past that discussion, since there's nothing to be done about it. Even cuddling is out: it's too physically painful.

Thank you so much for understanding and for being kind. It's hard to articulate exactly how it made me feel better, but it did.

*hugs for anon and his/her partner*

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