[ SECRET POST #1763 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1763 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Somebody's been spamming the submissions post with old secrets, apparently (for what actual purpose, I'm not sure). Just give me a heads up and I'll take the repeats down.

Secrets Left to Post: 08 pages, 200 secrets from Secret Submission Post #252.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - omgiknowthem ], [ 1 2 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[choffman.livejournal.com]

THIS a million fucking times. I think this may actually be the worst movie of all time. Not an exaggeration, this piece of rancid shit may actually be THE WORST film OF. ALL. TIME.

[(Anonymous)]

whoa, that's a pretty serious charge

I mean, worse than The Room?

Worse than The Life Zone?

[choffman.livejournal.com]

Yep. Worse than A Serbian Film.

I have never been more furious about having watched a film than I was after sitting through Juno.

[(Anonymous)]

oh God, I'm going to have to question you a little on that one.

Why do you think it was it worse than A Serbian Film(a movie so horrific/vile that it's banned in several countries and is a also considered child pornography in a couple)

[choffman.livejournal.com]

It all comes down to the pretension, really. ASF doesn't have a script writer that thinks she's the edgiest, most creative, awesomest thing to happen to filmmaking ever.

ASF also might be disgusting and viscerally horrific, but at least you're expecting it. No one's pretending it's amazing. Juno, on the other hand, is a movie that (like OP pointed out) thinks it's so amazingly clever that it can't help but remind you of it every ten minutes. It's also unrealistic shlock that might as well be a self insert of the author's "so hip and young" internet persona rather than actual teenagers.

Pro-life propaganda point aside, it's complete heinous garbage that claims to be original when it's not even that. See the above comment re: Korean film Jenny.

Basically, I feel like my time would have been better spent watching two hours of someone masturbating in front of a mirror.

[(Anonymous)]

Man, there needs to be a term for people who hate hipsters this fucking much. They can hang out in mainstream places and wear glasses with no rims or something.

[(Anonymous)]

'People who aren't obnoxious and have decent taste'? How's that? Although I don't see how hating a shitty movie = hating hipsters but okay

[(Anonymous)]

I couldn't have said this any better if I tried. This is exactly why I hate Juno. It was so pleased with itself I couldn't stand it, and for what?

[piratesswoop.livejournal.com]

xcuse u, the room was flawless

[murderershair.livejournal.com]

well, maybe your worst film of all time.

I will always give that "honor" to Cruel Intentions.

/BAD TEEN MOVIE DEATHMAAAATCH

[choffman.livejournal.com]

Although I had failed to consider that one, I'm still thinking Juno wins out on account of trying to have a "message".

[fickletastictot.livejournal.com]

Worse than Anatomy of Hell? :D?

Sorry for harassing you, I am suddenly curious about your opinion on this matter. That movie was hella mingin

[choffman.livejournal.com]

...I must confess I have never seen Anatomy of Hell. After a quick imdb readthrough, however, I have to say it seems like it would offend me less than Juno. Maybe marginally less, but less.

[heartsyhawk.livejournal.com]

Clearly you never saw The Last Airbender. Or Mutant Molemen from Mars. Or One Missed Call.