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fandomsecrets2011-11-08 07:38 pm
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Give her contacts(never ever nice looking glasses because glasses are ALWAYS ugly in these situations), hand her a comb, and let her know that a wrinkly brown skirt does not, in fact, go with a very poorly knitted blue sweater five times her size and neon pink shoes with mustard-yellow stockings, and omg you guys, suddenly she's a model! It's a miracle! Except it's not, because she was gorgeous all along.
In short: agreed. Also I'd love to at least see said scenario happen when the "ugly girl" is GENUINELY UNATTRACTIVE TO START WITH.
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(Anonymous) 2011-11-09 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)FREDDIE PRINZE JR.
(loudly for stupid audience)
IN FACT, I’LL BET I CAN TAKE ANYONE TO THE PROM AND MAKE THEM QUEEN, BUT LEARN TO LOVE THEM FOR REAL IN THE END.
FREDDIE’S ANNOYING FRIEND
You’s trippin, homey. I’s be bettin you’s can’t.
FREDDIE PRINZE JR.
It’s a bet. Pick the girl.
FREDDIE’S ANNOYING FRIEND
How about the fat, butt-grabbing, nose- piercing, megaslut bitch that just murdered three kids last period?
FREDDIE PRINZE JR.
Hmm. No. Oh, hey, how about the obviously good looking girl over there wearing glasses and a bad haircut?
FREDDIE’S ANNOYING FRIEND
Sounds good.
AUDIENCE
Well, it’s about damned time someone made a movie with this plot.
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(Anonymous) 2011-11-09 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)Iirc Shaolin Soccer plays with the trope somewhat -- the initially painfully shy woman in question is attractive in the end, no doubt, but when the main character first gives her a "no no really if you stood up straight and look at me" speech, when she does so... her close-up shows acne and flies buzzing around her. Ok, so, makeover -- but she ends up looking garish and is teased about it. She starts to wilt; they stop, embarrassed because they realize the effort she put into it -- and then she starts vogueing, and everyone, including her, starts laughing. I think she might have one of those "attractive-reveal" parts, but she's dressed formally and confidently. And at the end, she's shaved herself bald which I think helped her with being an awesome goalie, which was most important to her. It's been a while, so I may be misremembering parts or missed some not-awesome subtext, but overall I just remember her being ultimately comfortable in her own skin.
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+1
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(Anonymous) 2011-11-09 02:00 am (UTC)(link)And the beautiful girls are also often way too generic looking, there are all sorts of beautiful girls out their they just aren't the "standard" beauty so you wouldn't see them being told how beautiful they are.
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(Anonymous) 2011-11-09 03:46 am (UTC)(link)no subject
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrkg8fvJ81r0np08o1_500.png
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SPOILERS FOR GLEE
(Anonymous) 2011-11-09 04:06 am (UTC)(link)But it's glee so they'll fuck it up immediately (if they ever decide to go back to the storyline. they might just forget about it. who knows?)
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It's really, really short, but I liked it because she didn't really get a makeover -- she did eventually ditch the glasses, but that was more symbolic because she'd been hiding behind them for so long -- she just gained confidence, and he never judged her for her appearance. It may not quite be a full-blown B&B story, but I thought it was really cute.
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(Anonymous) 2011-11-09 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)no subject
The guy was a reasonably good-looking violent gang member with a Napoleon complex. The chick was a shy, sweet, vaguely reptilian monster who could crush the guy's head with a single prodigiously clawed hand.
They met online and were hopelessly in love. They were also the only canon couple in the whole story.
They were tremendously shallow characters, but damnit, I liked them.