[ SECRET POST #1782 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1782 ⌋


Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 - omgiknowthem ], [ 0 - repeats ], [ 3 - spambots ], [ 3 - posted twice ]
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Comments

[visiblemarket.livejournal.com]

Which is what makes writing anal sex such a pain, because you can either go the route of "in real life, some couples don't actually do the whole prep thing" and get people posting about "OMG NO LUBE OW!" on [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] about it, or you do the boilerplate one-two-three fingers+lube because you hate writing that part and then it's just bad writing.

The real problem

[(Anonymous)]

They really just need to lampshade it. Most striaght guys know you need lube for them homosex'yals to put the peen in the mangina (or anything into an orifice; nothing feels more awkward than a dry mouth on your penis :/ .) Most girls, however, don't realize that the moistness they feel down their when they are horny doesn't transplant well to men. For someone who grooms themselves well, dryness is the norm down there.

Or a mention of it not being that tight around as the penis goes in. That is the detail that makes me wilt. Tight and Dry and Zooming Straight in at warp speed?!?!?!?! No. Just No.

You may choose 1, and I will believe it.

You may choose 2, and be amazed, and I will believe it.

You may choose all three, and I may punch you over the internets.

Re: The real problem

[(Anonymous)]

have...you been drinking?