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⌈ Secret Post #1799 ⌋

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That is very interesting. I can't say it's super-weird because as soon as I read your descriptions, I thought, "Huh. I imagine the Joker's would be thin and kind of long." Apparently we all secretly have these opinions?

As soon as I saw Joker and realized it was about penises, I thought: he's totally circumcised. And really straight. No curve at all.

I've never actually thought about it before right now, but apparently I have an opinion.

But does it depend on which version of the Joker?

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(Anonymous) - 2011-12-07 01:50 (UTC) - Expand

he's totally circumcised. And really straight. No curve at all.

I can see that for Comics!Joker, Animated Series!Joker, and LeJoker. ...I have no idea why. It just fits.

I think the Joker would be proud to know he inspires these types of thoughts and discussions.

BRB, still LOLing at Snape's being "smaller than average...about five inches."

Don't tell fandom. :P

Though now that I think of it, isn't 5 inches about average?

Yes, 5-6 inches is the average for an erect male penis (And really don't tell fandom, but the average floppy cock is about 3 inches .

oroburos69.livejournal.com - 2011-12-07 02:06 (UTC) - Expand

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oroburos69.livejournal.com - 2011-12-07 04:25 (UTC) - Expand

B!S: OP is, or lives with, a cognizant horse.

hoggle2807.livejournal.com - 2011-12-07 02:39 (UTC) - Expand

I don't even know how you decided on these. In any case, my personal preference on fictional penises is that characters like Sandor, Aragorn, and Thor all have penises that are much smaller than average (it makes me smile, alright?) :)

Just out of curiosity, how much smaller than average? Are we talking micropenises? Or, like, three-four inches? Either way, it made me smile too, and start thinking how fun it would be to write porn about them.

I haven't ever thought about this before, but as soon as I saw the picture of Nathan Fillion I formed the exact same conclusion that you have come to.

....I'm down with this. I've thought about it. (we COMPLETELY agree on Mal. the Hound as well, actually)

I must confess, I've always wondered about Ben Tennyson's penis size when he's in various alien forms. I also like to think Kevin bugs him about it sometimes.

I will never be able to comfortably watch Ben10 [or any derivatives] again. Thank you for this.

Edited 2011-12-07 16:32 (UTC)

thezmage.livejournal.com - 2011-12-08 02:20 (UTC) - Expand

I don't think you're the only one thinking this. It's just not something that comes up in discussions often.

And now I can't unsee it *sigh*

Interesting. As much as I've fantasized in detail about sex with fictional characters, I have never given much thought to dick size *shrugs* That they even have one is enough for me!

Oh my gosh, but I have to agree with you. Especially about Snape's, Arthur's, and the Joker's sizes.

I don't have a particular reason for believing this but I agree on Snape's dick, but just.. pretty thin. Like the rest of him. Think, lanky, pale. Plus I can't help but imagine he'd be shit in bed, so I always think it's hilarious when I come across Snape smut where he's got this 9 inch dick and fucks like a porn star. It's so ridiculous.

I actually had problems watching SVU at first. Not because of the stories, they didn't bother me at all. I kept seeing Stabler naked. Christopher Meloni is naked in Oz more than any other actor it seems like.

Lol. I love the idea of the Joker having a average penis. Everything about him is over-the-top and flamboyant...except his boring, average penis. :D

I love you for "Joker is average in every way." It just fits, doesn't it? Why would he have to be huge, like in quite a few fanfics I've read (usually in het and Mary-Sue stuff, in slash Batman's the big one)? I like fics that don't specify the size, actually. It's... refreshing and leaves everything to the reader's imagination.

In my headcanon he's average in length but thick, though I confess the girth bit is just my personal preference in general. ;)

Thanks a lot for the new hobby %D

the amount of time I devote to thinking about characters' dicks and their details is probably a bit higher than most people would admit to