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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2012-01-20 07:34 pm

[ SECRET POST #1844 ]


⌈ Secret Post #1844 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02. [broken]


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03.
[Venture Bros]


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04.
[Benedict Cumberbatch]


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05.
[Dungeons of Dredmor]


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06.
[One Direction]


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07.
[ASoIaF]


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08.
[That Guy With The Glasses]


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09.
[The Black Jewels Series]


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10.
[Les Miserables]


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11.
[Doug Walker/That Guy With The Glasses]


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13.
[Tripping Over You]


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14.
[Supernatural]


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15.
[Todd Klein]


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16.
[Bakuman]


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17.
[Dragon Age 2]


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18.
[VVVVVV]


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19.
[Sherlock Holmes]


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20.
[House M.D]


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21.
[Charmed]


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22.
[Farscape]


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24.
[Miss A and Wonder Girls]


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25.
[Pepsi Man]


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26.
[the hunger games / lady gaga]


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27.
[Friends]


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28.
[Star Trek: TNG]


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30.
[Anno 1790]


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31.
[Happy Endings]


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33.
[Doctor Who]


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34.
[The Muppets 2011]


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35.
[Hetalia]


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36.
[Dune]


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37.
[Bravestarr]


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38.
[Dreamstone]


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39. [SPOILERS for Pottermore]



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40. [SPOILERS for something not specified]



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41. [SPOILERS for Berserk]



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42. [TRIGGER WARNING for incest, shota]



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43. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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44. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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45. [TRIGGER WARNING for rape]



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46. [TRIGGER WARNING for suicide]



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47. [TRIGGER WARNING for dub-con, domestic abuse, BDSM]

[House]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #263.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

(Anonymous) 2012-01-21 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I agree with you OP.

And no, I don't give a shit if we had 7 books focusing on Gryffindors.

(Anonymous) 2012-01-21 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
And what do you expect to learn that hasn't already been in the books? Seriously.

(Anonymous) 2012-01-21 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
THAT JESUS WAS A GRYFFINDOR, OBVIOUSLY


*troll slinks away*

(Anonymous) 2012-01-21 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
DA

LAWL TOO BAD FOR GRYFFINBRATS THEN: Everyone knows Jesus was a Hufflepuff XD

[identity profile] loracarol.livejournal.com 2012-01-21 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
lol at you all.

Jesus was a Gryfflerinclaw/Ravenpufferin/Slytenfenpuff/Hufferinclador

Yep.

(Anonymous) 2012-01-21 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
JESUS WENT TO BEAUXBATONS AND WAS A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS

(Anonymous) 2012-01-21 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
OH FUCK THAT. HE TOTES WENT TO DURMSTRANG TO LEARN HOW TO DO THOSE COOL FLIPS AND SHIT.

[identity profile] loracarol.livejournal.com 2012-01-21 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. IF JESUS WAS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST AS WE ASSUME, AND GREW UP THERE, HE'D MORE LIKELY THAN NOT HAVE A BEARD.

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A BEARD AND BEAUXBATON'S? BRAID IT WITH SPARKLES GLITTER AND HAPPINESS?

NO, HE TOTALLY WENT TO DURMSTRONG, AND THE FACT THAT HE LEFT IS WHAT MADE EVERYONE TURN EMO AND DARK.

OR HE WENT TO A RANDOM SCHOOL NEAR JERUSALEM BETWEEN 12 AND 30 YEARS OF AGE.

OR HE VISITED THE THREE WISE MEN IN INDIA, CHINA AND THE MIDDLE EAST WITH HIS BEST FRIEND.

Hm.... This is fun! ♥

(Anonymous) 2012-01-21 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
OR HE WENT TO A RANDOM SCHOOL NEAR JERUSALEM BETWEEN 12 AND 30 YEARS OF AGE.

PSH, DON'T BRING LOGIC INTO THIS, CLEARLY IF MERLIN WENT TO HOGWARTS, SO DID JESUS. HE SPENT TWO YEARS IN EACH HOUSE, EXCEPT FOR SLYTHERIN, WHICH IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ~UNWORTHY~. OR BECAUSE HE DIED FIRST, WHICHEVER WORKS.

[identity profile] loracarol.livejournal.com 2012-01-21 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
BUT MERLIN CAME FROM AFTER JESUS, DIDN'T HE? SO MAYBE THERE WASN'T A HOGWARTS WHEN JESUS WAS ALIVE.

SHUT UP MY LOGIC IS ~*~*~*~FLAWLESS~*~*~*~

ACTUALLY, I KIND OF AGREE WITH YOU ON THE NOT BEING IN SLYTHERIN THING, THOUGH, IF AND ONLY IF WE ARE ASSUMING THAT SLYTHERIN HOUSE HAS ALWAYS BEEN FOR PEOPLE WITH AMBITION/CUNNING, BECAUSE FROM WHAT I REMEMBER, JESUS TOOK AMBITION AND CUNNING AND WENT "BITCH NOT IN MY HOUSE" *FLIP YOUR TABLES OVER AN DESTROY ALL YOUR GOODS THAT YOU ARE SELLING IN HIS HOUSE OF WORSHIP*

THOUGH IT'S POSSIBLE THAT SLYTHERIN WASN'T LIKE THAT THEN, AND THUS HE WAS IN IT MAYBE.

OF COURSE, SNAKES COULD BE AN ISSUE. HMM.....

OR NOT, BECAUSE HE WAS THE FORGIVENESS GUY, SO SNAKES WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.

...

I VOTE THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY HIM THAT CREATED HOGWARTS, AND THUS HE WASN'T ACTUALLY IN ANY HOUSE.
Edited 2012-01-21 05:30 (UTC)

[identity profile] followthemoth.livejournal.com 2012-01-21 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
BUDDHA WAS A RAVENPUFF THOUGH.

(Anonymous) 2012-01-21 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
We actually learned more about the other houses in the books. Think about it; how much do we know about the Gryffindor common room? As much as we know about the Slytherin one and the Ravenclaw one (Hufflepuffs have a right to complain). What do we know about Godric? The he had a sword, was brave and chivalrous, and was friends with Slytherin. And he had a hat that they turned into the Sorting Hat. Now compare that with the histories of Slytherin and Ravenclaw, which were much more detailed (again, Hufflepuffs are allowed to complain).

So all this "STFU you got seven books" is stupid, because the books actually focused more on the histories of the other houses than Gryffindor's.

[identity profile] meiko-matsui.livejournal.com 2012-01-22 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
(Minor?) Spoilers, so don't read if you don't want Pottermore Spoilers.

Uh, things about Godric Gryffindor? Past awesome Gryffindors that are not Albus Dumbledore or Harry Potter? I was genuinely curious and then sad that Percy didn't give us more the way the others did. We learned a lot about current Gryffindors of Harry's time, not other wizards like Merlin (a Slytherin! Which I think is cool) and things like that!