[ SECRET POST #1891 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1891 ⌋


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 81 secrets from Secret Submission Post #270.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 3 4 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeats ]
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Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

09. http://i43.tinypic.com/14o6khl.jpg

[insanenoodlyguy.livejournal.com]

Honestly? That kid strikes me as the type who would assume porno is true to life, and would try the most insane positions (which he could actually pull off!) assuming all holes are self lubricating and want it immediately.

The night ends with him nursing a red, stinging face gonig "yo what's yer problem?" as their angry would be partner storms off.

... Glad it went better for you!

[(Anonymous)]

yeah, I can't really imagine Scout as being a smooth operator in the bedroom

Glad it helped OP though

[insanenoodlyguy.livejournal.com]

I like to think that while he sucessfully seduced that one married mall mom after helping kill Australian Santa, that's how the night actually ended.

She was faithful to her husband and never looked at another the rest of her life. Sadly, he cheated on her with Soldier.

[(Anonymous)]

smoothest operator is probably heavy, sadly.

[insanenoodlyguy.livejournal.com]

What? No. Dude is only suave with guns.

Spy's the lady killer. Pun intended.

[visp.livejournal.com]

Engineer. Calm, buff, laid back, nice voice, smooth, educated and I'll bet has some really cool toys.

[insanenoodlyguy.livejournal.com]

... Okay, I still think Spy's got the edge on this (he's the only character other then Scouts Mom confirmed for getting some), but Engie is the close second in my headcanon now.

[streetcake.livejournal.com]

Idk, he always seemed to me like the type to go into sex with way to much arrogance and no actual experience, which would make it hilarious and awkward. In your case though, I guess I'm glad I'm wrong? XD

[(Anonymous)]

I always figured that sure, he talked the talk, but no way could he walk the walk. (Or in this case...hump the hump?)

[(Anonymous)]

Is anyone else gonna say it?

Okay then. I'm gonna say it.

[(Anonymous)]

BOINK!

[billybobfred0.livejournal.com]

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c4/Scout_cartgoingbackdefense03.wav

[robintheshrew.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah, congrats!

[(Anonymous)]

You screamed your partner's name over and over while jumping around too fast for them to actually touch you?

[rattyrayvn.livejournal.com]

...why do I want to try this IRL...

"NEED A DISPENSER HERE!!"

[formula-410.livejournal.com]

"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people."

Sounds like a good attitude to have in the bedroom.

[mands-leanan.livejournal.com]

I thought he ran fast and died/will die a virgin.