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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2012-04-15 03:46 pm

[ SECRET POST #1930 ]


⌈ Secret Post #1930 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 110 secrets from Secret Submission Post #276.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

[identity profile] ragnarok-hound.livejournal.com 2012-04-16 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Two shots any time the author googled a synonym for their OC's impossible hair/eye colour
One shot every time the OC's wardrobe is something that could not physically exist ("flame patterned fishnet shirt" etc.)
One shot anytime their unfortunate love interest's features are described (an extra shot each time one of those features is completely wrong or exaggerated ("Snape's glossy perfect hair")
Two shots if someone proposes to the self-insert (extra shot for pregnancy, two extra for wedding night conception)
One shot per non-human parent mentioned in the self-insert's introduction. (Half dragon, half vampire, half fairy = One and a half people.)

That should empty the liquor cabinet.
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[identity profile] spicandspan89.livejournal.com 2012-04-16 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Bahaha brilliant!

Don't forget:

One shot for character bashing of canon love interests (two for Ron the Death Eater treatments)
One shot anytime the OC is magically transported into the universe in question with her self-insert friends
One shot anytime the OC has incredible powers that far outstrip the Hero's and which leave the fate of the universe in her hands
One shot for purple prose
Two shots for Ikea Erotica
Two shots for a love triangle (three if it includes the Hero and the Woobified Villain)

ETA: Ahaha I love when writers use "cerulean orbs" and "aurulent locks".
Edited 2012-04-16 01:02 (UTC)

(Anonymous) 2012-04-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Let's not shortchange ourselves. Clearly, it should be one shot anytime the OC is magically transported into the universe, plus one more if she brings along her friends. ;-)
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[identity profile] spicandspan89.livejournal.com 2012-04-16 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Lol I stand corrected. Sounds good to me!