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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2012-05-08 06:57 pm

[ SECRET POST #1953 ]


⌈ Secret Post #1953 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Blue Mountain State]


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03.
[Bones]


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04.
[Berserk]


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05.
[Sucker Punch]


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06.
[Game of Thrones]


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07.
[One Direction/Big Time Rush]


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08. [bandwidth]


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09.
[Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle/Good Omens]


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10.
[One Piece]


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11.
[crusader kings/game of thrones]


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12.
[Space Guys In Space]


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13.
[Big Bang Theory]


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14.
[Journey]


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15.
[vlogbrothers,charlieissocoollike/Youtube RPF]


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16.
[Wives and Daughters]


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17.
[Captain Blood]


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18.
[Supernatural, Numb3rs]


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19.
[Star Trek]


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20.
[A-Team 2010]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 061 secrets from Secret Submission Post #279.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
It is a melancholy object to those who flip through every channel in the country, when they see HBO, FOX, NBC, CSN, Hulu and LifeTime, crowded with beggars of the female sex, followed by three, four, or six children (whatever entices the most drama), all in rags and importuning every passenger for an alms. These mothers, instead of being able to work for their honest livelihood, are forced to employ all their time in strolling to beg sustenance for their helpless infants.

It is true, a child just dropped from its dam may be supported by her milk for a solar year, with little other nourishment; at most not above the value of 2 shillings, which the mother may certainly get, or the value in scraps, by her lawful occupation of begging; and it is exactly at one year old that I propose to provide for them in such a manner as instead of being a charge upon their parents or the parish, or wanting food and raiment for the rest of their lives, they shall on the contrary contribute to the feeding, and partly to the clothing, of many thousands.

There is likewise another great advantage in my scheme, that it will prevent those voluntary abortions, and that horrid practice of women murdering their unwanted Cousin Olivers, alas! too frequent among us! sacrificing the poor innocent babes I doubt more to avoid the aborted wank than the baby drama, which would move tears and pity in the most savage and inhuman online community.

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance online, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout...

Infant's flesh will be in season throughout the year, but more plentiful in March, and a little before and after, in time for the summer rush of new shows, renewals, and cliffhangers.

A Modest Television Pitch

- JSwift

(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
...What is this? o.O

[identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com 2012-05-09 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
It's based on this. (http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal)

(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Literature.

[identity profile] seashadows.livejournal.com 2012-05-09 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Jonathan Swift! What are they TEACHING you all in schools these days?

*feels suddenly old*

(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ha. I don't know how old you are, but I'm 27 and we covered this back in my day. (Wow... using that phrase makes me feel old.)