[ SECRET POST #1954 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1954 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 040 secrets from Secret Submission Post #279.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[pelespen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it wasn't ironic at all that I accidentally commented on the wrong secret for this.

"NGL, I'm having this very problem while attempting to read 50 Shades of Grey.

dear god, please, someone delete this piece of fly-stained shit from my computer so I'll quit feeling like I have to finish it in order to "fairly" hate it...

I can seriously only read a couple pages at a time before I feel my IQ points slipping away."

*facepalm*

[(Anonymous)]

Wait do you have a pdf copy of it? I'm the exact same way (I have to read a book all the way through to fairly hate it) and I wanted to check it out. I've only read the first few chapters but they're already cringeworthy and I want to see how bad it gets.

[pelespen.livejournal.com]

I have an ePub copy. That someone gave me. *cough*

[uptown-side.livejournal.com]

I have a pdf copy... if you're interested... PM me

[yunho.livejournal.com]

actually i found the whole thing online as a pdf. just google fifty shades of grey pdf into google and it's like the first or second link

[uptown-side.livejournal.com]

You should definitely stop. My friends (AND MY OWN MOTHER) tricked me into reading Twilight so I could "fairly" hate it. That's 4 hours of my life I'm never getting back.

[thechameleonnn.livejournal.com]

usually you can tell within the first couple paragraphs of a fic if it's going to be bad. you don't have to read the whole thing!

[yunho.livejournal.com]

omg may i please introduce you to the greatest blog ever?

http://failinginfiftyshades.tumblr.com/

they basically rip apart that shit and it's hilarious. they just started but seriously, listen to their audios, it'll have you cracking up so hard.

anyway though, jfc i agree so hard. i skimmed the book and holy shit HOW DID SOMETHING SO TERRIBAD GET PUBLISHED????? HOW?!

i've seriously written dozens of entertainment articles lambasting twilight and ripping it apart but twilight is shakespeare compared to 50 shades. i've read better books written by 4 year olds.

[subarashiine.livejournal.com]

I just attempted to read the first PAGE and I wanted to tear my face off.

There are just so many things wrong already, aside from the bad writing. You can't replace someone for a job interview, you probably also wouldn't take a FOUR HOUR trip for a friend for said interview if you have a thousand other more important things to do (and I hope she's going to pay for the gas), why would she offer her roommate NYquill during the DAY....

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