[ SECRET POST #1961 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1961 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #280.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[nomorefrostbite.livejournal.com]

You know nothing about Canadians!!!

They actually ride Caribou. And short ones who can't afford step ladders ride Huskies.

[sochitelya.livejournal.com]

Excuse you, I am typing this from my igloo right now.

[nomorefrostbite.livejournal.com]

Wow, you have an igloo? You must be some kind of Fortune 500 Canadian.

I'm currently crouching in my dugout, a tarp protecting me from the wild frozen elements, stealing wifi from the Tim Hortons beside my Northwest Territories hole in the ground.

I'm a basic bitch that way.

[sochitelya.livejournal.com]

Obviously we need to solve this with a hockey-off.

[nomorefrostbite.livejournal.com]

Maybe i'd rather curl you into submission, ever consider that?

[sochitelya.livejournal.com]

Only if I can drown you in maple syrup.

[nomorefrostbite.livejournal.com]

Unsure if you're attempting to arouse me or threaten me.

Clarify this matter, eh.

[medie]

But, but, what about lacrosse! Don't let Quebec down! (oh god, we probably should be having this discussion in both official languages!)

[medie]

Nooo, we ride moose. Caribou are too scrawny and they can't carry groceries worth a damn. Moose are where it's at.

And pshaw, this is Canada, we get government issued step ladders along with our medical maryjane and our hot married gay couples. Oh and a 24 of beer every week. Good times, eh? (Says the Canadian who can't stand beer *shudder*)

[nomorefrostbite.livejournal.com]

I'm over in Toronto in one weeks time, and if I don't see you on your Moose, I am notifying the Attorney General.

IT IS IMPOLITE TO LIE ABOUT MODES OF TRANSPORT.

[medie]

Oh Toronto barely counts as Canada, though. Bless 'em. They can't even handle a little snow. Pfft. Babies.

True, true, I am terribly bad at the politeness. At the rate I'm going, they're going to take away my Timmies privileges! *shakes in fear*

*cracks up* Oh god, perfect timing. Moose warning commercial on telly. *dies*

[nomorefrostbite.livejournal.com]

Toronto is pretty much not all that Canadian, but as all my friends live there and I did a year of uni there, I have to let it count in some small way. IT'S NO VANSEXY, but it'll suffice :(

[medie]

Well they did have Flashpoint, so we grudgingly give them that much. Hot cops fix MANY things :) also they have the Leafs and what would Canada be without our ability to mock the Leafs?

[nomorefrostbite.livejournal.com]

A dark and terrible place, that's what.

My mum flew through Lester B. Pearson once, and brought me back a Leafs luggage tag as a 'gift' because I constantly miss Canada whenever i'm not in it, and at that point I was in the Real London instead of London, Ontario.

I was like "........................................................................................................"

Far too ashamed to be seen out with a Leafs tag on my suitcase.

[leikomgwtfbbq.livejournal.com]

I'm from the States and my boyfriend is from Canada, currently living in Toronto. Last June, his parents came from Vancouver for his graduation. While we were all hanging out, we went to the Hockey Hall of Fame, and his mom bought me a Leafs keychain with my name on it, saying that I would have to learn to mock them whenever I became a Real Canadian, but don't let any of the other Canadians see it because nobody likes the Leafs XP

[itmustbecarly.livejournal.com]

Here for Vansexy. OH HOW I MISS THEE, LAND OF MOUNTAINS, OCEAN, RAINFOREST AND GAY BARS FULL OF HIP STRIAGHT PEOPLE.

[nomorefrostbite.livejournal.com]

FLAWLESS COMMENT IS FLAWLESS.

[fickletastictot.livejournal.com]

Excuse you, we totally have moose in Toronto (http://www.google.ca/search?q=moose+toronto&hl=en&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=2GO0T7HbCIKo8gTJ8fEG&ved=0CHEQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=642). :c But ia, we're totally wussies when it comes to snow.

[seishin.livejournal.com]

Go ahead, hate on Toronto. We can handle it. :P

[leikomgwtfbbq.livejournal.com]

Sharing this:

(http://s1125.photobucket.com/albums/l581/cottonpuffpony/?action=view&current=funny-pictures-canadian-cats-are-nice-to-everyone.jpg)

[medie]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[eastcoastfilly.livejournal.com]

That is just too cute! That's worth reading through all the comments this secret's gonna stir up! ^^

[natural-blue-26.livejournal.com]

No one will get this unless their from certain parts of America but Caribou may be scrawny but they make good coffee in my opinion ♥

[kamikazemusume.livejournal.com]

PFFT! XD

[(Anonymous)]

This is a beautiful, beautiful thread and you should all be proud.

As someone who's also from up north (not Canada, though, alas), it's rather sweet to hear of other ice hockey-obsessed, caribou/reindeer-riding folk. All the best to you!