Wow, I could have written this secret. Never fear, anon. They really are that bad.

I read the first Twilight book and felt generally kind of "meh" about it, until I peeked ahead in the series and saw how much worse it got.

I couldn't get beyond the first 50-some pages of 50 Shades because the writing was so fucking horrific.

If you really feel you must, then go ahead, but it's pretty safe to say your hatred is already justified.